This is a picture of Colby Jansen biting Lance Luciano on the butt, which I discovered while compiling our recent Fuck Vs. Fuck poll on the “Boys of Colby Jansen“. Lance doesn’t seem to mind that the beefy rugby player’s going all vampire on his […]
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Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Boys of Colby Jansen
Before you dive into today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, I’d highly recommend heading over here to read the incredible new interview Nightcharm did with Colby Jansen. It touches upon a few topics we covered in our own interview with Colby for The “Real Man” […]
HELP! My Butthole Is Boycotting The Football Fuckdown Series.
I am hopping mad with rage! Earlier in the week, it was brought to my attention that MEN.COM has a new erotic series entitled “Football Fuckdown“. The three short films star the number one man I want buried deep inside of me, Colby Jansen, as […]
Three’s Company: Johnny Rapid, Colby Jansen & Ryan Rockford
I’m a sucker for a good coach/player fantasy. So far this year, I’ve been sent into an erotic frenzy watching Ian Levine blow Kellan Parker‘s whistle, Coach Fokker bottom for his whole team, Bubba tell his coach about his “pussy”, Coach Bronson‘s changing stall surprise […]
Who Cares About Tony Paradise Bottoming Again? Colby Jansen Is EVERYTHING.
I want to care that Tony Paradise was so desperate for cash before he went to prison that he gave up his tight, nearly-virgin hole in yet another bottoming scene with total dreamboat Tyler Hunt. However, there are a few things that are preventing me […]
In Which Tony Paradise Loses His Butt Virginity To Colby Jansen & I Regain Faith In Humanity…
In an ideal world, every single gay-for-pay porn star in existence would lose his ass virginity to Colby Jansen. You really can’t help but adore the mischievous grin plastered on his face, as soon as he hears that Tony Paradise is going to jail and […]
6 Lucky Bitches Who Got Fucked By Colby Jansen In An Office
I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again—Colby Jansen is on track to become the Best Dick of 2013. This could change at any given point with such ferocious competition as Andrew Stark, James Jamesson, Vinny Castillo, Paddy O’Brian and our current “Sexiest Man […]
Celebrate National Masturbation Month With An EPIC, Once-In-A-Lifetime Deal From MEN.com
Oh, you haven’t heard yet? May is National Masturbation Month. No, this isn’t something we made up so you’ll get horny and log onto Manhunt more often. It’s an actual thing! If you don’t believe us, Google that shit and see for yourself. You’re legally […]
“Why Don’t You Get Over Here and Suck My Dick?”
I have waited so long for those ten magical words to emerge from Colby Jansen‘s mouth! Unfortunately, he isn’t saying them to me or my potentially obsessive co-blogger. He’s blurting them out to Rod Daily in an entirely fictitious scene about a butt dial gone […]
Who Would Be At Your Fantasy Orgy?
It’s time for you to design your fantasy orgy! The rules are rather simple—1) There are no rules, 2) There are no rules, and 3) There are no rules. You can invite anyone living, dead or fictional, whether he (or she, or ze) is an […]











