They say that a picture's worth a thousand words, and apparently a picture of a guy with nine quarters on his dick is worth forty-seven comments. Our regular
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Penis Acting With Jeremy Bilding
How did Hollywood's best male actors get where they are today? By acting with their penis, but of course. Filmmaker Olivier Lebourg has teamed up with gay porn star Jeremy Bilding to demonstrate basic penis-acting techniques. Get a sense of the tools of the trade […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Ted Colunga
Calling all fat cock lovers! If you like a thick shaft that'll stretch your lips, then you should probably meet Ted Colunga. Before you even see the monster that rests between his thick hairy thighs, this guy is already giving off a dominant top presence. […]
Greg Oden Has A Penis. Wanna See It?
NBA player Greg Oden has found himself in the center of a nude photo leak. The seven-foot tall Portland Trail Blazer sent some naughty shots to a lady friend, and they wound up hitting the net earlier today. If you've ever wondered what his penis looks […]
Caption This: Quarter Dick
Nine quarters on a dick. That's the premise of today's caption-worthy image, and there's not much more to it. According to my calculations, this guy's packing a little over 8.5 inches. You'll have to click through for the uncensored version. If you're not too busy […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of No Pants
You know how restaurants and stores have a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policies? Well, I don't know if today's iPhone Wars contestants are wearing shoes, but they've definitely got shirts on. There's just one problem–none of them are wearing pants. I wouldn't kick […]
Check Out Jesus Luz’s Penis!
An outtake from Madonna and Jesus Luz's this beautiful? ::sigh:: She's one lucky cougar… – Dewitt Photo credit: Steven Klein To see Jesus Luz's penis, follow the JUMP:
Have You Ever: Put Your Dick In A Food Item?
Moments after joking about sex with a roast beef sandwich, my lovely co-blogger Andy sent over a video of a guy fucking a watermelon. Perhaps we should have unofficially declared today as "National Food Sex Day"? If you're feeling the urge to wrap your cock […]
Unlockables: Fun With Shirts
Being naked isn't always the best way to show off your sex appeal. I'm not saying that you should hide your gorgeous body, but some of the best shots are so sexy because of what they don't reveal. I've always found it particularly hot when […]
We’re Totes Crushin’ On Parker London
A while back, I made a promise to one of my favorite Twitter followers to do a feature on a certain porn star from Next Door Buddies. Considering that I'm a man of my word, I've finally decided to cave in and write a post […]