We’ve interviewed the EXTREMELY hot Todd Sanfield in the past, and he was a delight. Unfortunately, he (or his publicist) wasn’t feeling the love for the video we posted of our Skype session. So they politely asked if we could take it down from our […]
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Hurricane Irene Upstaged By Penis
The video you’re about to watch involves a cock flopping around during a Weather Channel broadcast. It’s brief, and dude’s equipment isn’t going to win him any awards. But, hey, dick on the nightly news! These helpful YouTubers posted a slow-mo version. The media was […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Juan
Meet Juan, everybody. Juan is a cage fighter with meaty, meaty thighs who wants to get into porn. He’s got the looks for it: innocent face, a buff body, and a round, hairy ass that I want to rim for days and days and days. […]
Celebrity Skin: Jason Mewes
Jason Mewes is the “Jay” from director Kevin Smith’s Jay and Silent Bob series. For clarification, he was the one who talked. He was also the one who was thoroughly unattractive (Kevin Smith at least has some appeal to the bear community). Does anyone know […]
Everything Butt: Carson
Carson has some milky, creamy buttcheeks. You just want to lick them up and down like they were ice cream cones, and then get down to business in his hairy hole. It also doesn’t hurt that he’s a sex cherub. Blonde hair, rosy cheeks (both […]
Name That Cock: You Better Get This One
What happened, guys? You used to be unstoppable when it comes to identifying random porn star’s cocks. There wasn’t a single dick you couldn’t guess! You were penis connoisseurs! Then, all of a sudden, you dropped the ball two weeks ago. And then you did […]
Why Does Derek Atlas Look So Familiar?
Anyone who’s been keeping tabs on our latest few rounds of The Ten will automatically recognize Derek Atlas by another name. Sadly, it took us far too long to make the connection between the two men—who we suppose are technically only one man—as we just […]
Everything Butt: Shane Wright
Shane Wright’s nice, tight bubble butt bouncing up and down on Jimmy Coxxx’s cock made him a shoe-in for this week’s “Everything Butt.” It’s perky, round and you just want to smack it a couple of times to warm it up for your plunging cock. […]
Must Watch: “Queers”
The following is sure to offend everyone – gays, blacks, hipsters, and especially Ted Danson fans. So, yes, it’s hilarious. It’s also pretty impressive how they inserted this queen into the clip. Cheers sucked after Shelly Long exited, anyway. p.s. “Pink sock” is the new […]
Everything Butt: Bobby
Playing off Dewitt’s “Hot Or Not?” post about spanking last week, we present to you another spankboy – Bobby. Bobby is a curly-haired little imp with a small but cute ass. In one of the latest vids from Broke Straight Boys, he gets a spanking […]

