MEXICO, THE FEDERAL DISTRICT – A 22 year-old personal trainer with a 7.5″ uncut penis was recently spotted giving people boners on the internet. He appeared on a dating website called Manhunt.net showcasing his six pack abdominal muscles and otherwise enviable physique. Our sources have […]
“Ian Goes To Heaven” is a terrible name for a gay porn scene, because it makes it sound like there was a tragic accident on set that resulted in the untimely demise of power bottom twink Ian Levine. Alas, I’m not going to hold that against […]
Two muscular, impossibly gorgeous men roll around a wheelbarrow full of rocks. They’re both wearing nothing but work boots, with their junk strategically blocked by a tool belt and one of those aforementioned rocks. They look very happy about whatever they’re doing, and for whatever […]
We’re two days into our Seven Days of Loads celebration, and if you’re just joining us now, there’s no reason you can’t join in a day late (as long as you cum twice tonight to make up for it). The basic gist is that I’ve […]
Get ready to be shockingly aroused by two-dimensional, cartoon men! Erotic animator Animan has returned with the follow-up to his epic two-part All Stars video, introducing new and old fans alike to a silver-haired, callipygian wonder known as “Dr. Butt“. He’s a gynecologist who’s very popular […]
Remember a few years ago when everybody suddenly cared about Dustin Zito, a former Fratmen model who appeared on MTV‘s The Real World? I sure as hell don’t! After coming across Dustin’s bed-humping session on Tumblr, I knew there was something very, very, very familiar […]
Prepare yourself for bad news! The Ten you knew and loved is crumbling before your eyes. Current champion Paul Wagner only has one week left on the countdown. Hairy muscle dude Saul Harris will be retired from the poll, while fellow favorites Alex Minsky, Greg […]
There’s so much happening in the latest Sketchy Sex scene that I’m not sure I can fit it all into one post. Um, let’s start with the fact that Eli Hunter bottoms for a Coca-Cola bottle. Their passionate tryst only lasts for fifteen seconds before […]
I’m not sure why any of you are wearing pants right now, because after seeing the names “Dan Broughton” and “Tyson Tyler“, anything you were wearing below the waist should have been thrown out the window (or, at the very least, dropped to the floor). […]
You’re about to read a tragically short comic strip about a boy who suddenly realizes he has a gigantic cock. Fearing that he’s too damn big to fuck his girlfriend, he steps into his coach’s office to ask for advice, and predictably, the coach takes […]
