Meet George Alvin! You might know him as retired Cocky Boys model Max Ryder, a man who was once seen getting his hole jizzed upon by Jim Kerouac and Scott Bennet. Now that he’s done doing things like sitting on Colby Keller‘s dick, he’s moved […]
Tag: Christmas
Caption This: Santa’s Big Uncut Dick
Do I even need to explain what’s going on here? A man in a Santa suit pulls out a long, uncut cock and presents it to a red-haired woman on her knees. Instead of sucking on that magnificent piece of meat, she opts for stuffing […]
Christmas Leftovers: More Sexy Santas
Christmas has come and gone. It’s time to return the gifts you pretended to like and to prepare for your New Year’s Eve festivities. For me, that means getting a gigantic cheese plate and a bottle of wine and mocking Ryan Seacrest on New Year’s […]
This Would Make Me Enroll In Obamacare
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it, and Happy Holidays to the rest of you beautiful bitches! Here’s a video in the spirit of the season. Out2Enroll is “a coalition of organizations who want to help lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people stay healthy […]
Taken From Tumblr: Slutty Santas
Blanche Devereaux had it right. Santa Claus is sexy! He’s burly, hairy, and he brings you gifts from his sack. We waded through a Tumblr search for “sexy Santa” and culled the hottest dudes in red felt hats with pom-poms we could find. You should […]
I’ve Never Done This Before: Topher DiMaggio’s Bottoming Debut
There’s no polite way to say this. Topher DiMaggio is the worst bottom in the short history of MEN.COM‘s “Top To Bottom” series. He spends less than four minutes with his boyfriend Lance Luciano‘s dick up his ass, and within that short period of time, […]
I Saw Brett Swanson Kissing Santa Claus (And Fucking Him Too)
You can call me a Grinch, but for the most part, I really loathe the majority of Christmas-themed porn. You can’t just slap Santa hats onto a bunch of muscle jocks and expect me to unleash my (warm, creamy and quite plentiful) holiday spirit onto […]
Naughty Santas Are Naughty
They could be naughtier, but this is YouTube we’re talking about. The gorgeous and shapely gentlemen of Next Door Studios have begun their holiday celebratin’ early in this promo vid. Christmas would be so much more enjoyable if bare-chested porn fuckers in flannel pants and […]
WTF, Hallmark?!?!
There’s nothing like a smart slap to the face to kick-off the Holiday season. Hallmark released it’s annual “ugly sweater” ornament for 2013, featuring a line from the old Christmas classic “Deck the Halls“. There is one small detail about the kitschy ornament, though: Hallmark […]
Aza Better Surrender That Santa From Under Her Boobs
“I WEEEEL BAKE COOOOKEEEEESSS FOR YOOOOUUU.” Meet Aza. She might be everything. This luscious overbite princess likes her a “Hunky Santa.” She wants to sit on his lap and bake cookies for him. She wants to smother his naked torso with kisses. She wants to […]