I spent my Thursday night at a bear bar, consoling a straight friend after the the New York Jets lost to the Denver Broncos. This wasn’t the sexy sort of consoling like “Let’s head to the bathroom, and I’ll blow you in the stall” (Nor […]
Tag: Chris Colfer
Top or Bottom: Chris Colfer
You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
Kurt And Blaine Fuck This Week On “Glee”
Why mince words? Tomorrow night’s episode of Glee, “The First Time”, reportedly features either Blaine or Kurt throwing their heels in the air for the other. Sure, most of you are all “uh, Kurt’s a TOTAL bottom”! But – who knows? Blaine could be a […]
Twink Tank: Chase Young & Sencer Keve
It would not be a stretch to say that Sencer Keve has a delicate, feminine quality to his presence. With his porcelain skin and dark brown hair, he’s like the gay porn equivalent of Glee‘s Kurt Hummel. You know, except his character would be more […]
Secret Sex: Chris Colfer
Some of you may be wondering what happened to our regular Gleek Out updates. Well, let me rephrase that! I know some of you have been wondering about them, because I’ve received a few e-mails and tweets inquiring about their absence. My feelings on this […]
Gleek Out: Original Song
Spoiler alert! Kurt and Blaine made out last night on Glee. We realize it’s wholly unnecessary to say “spoiler alert” when we’ve led into this post with the picture above. Quite frankly, we don’t feel bad about ruining this plot point for you. It’s already […]
Are These People The Most Eligible Gay Bachelors?
After deeming Ryan Reynolds the ultimate gay fantasy, OUT magazine has moved on to a list that isn’t full of straight dudes. The publication has rounded up one-hundred of the “Most Eligible Gay Bachelors”, and they’re asking you to vote for the “most dateable” of […]
Would You Hit That?: Christian Bale
Did you catch the Golden Globes this past weekend? I’m not usually one to watch fancy-pants award shows, but it was playing at my local bar after the (dreadful) Patriots vs. Jets game. Thankfully, being in the right place at the right time paid off, […]
A Brief Note On Television’s Greatest Gays
OMG, you guys! Kurt and Blaine are finally getting together on Glee. Brace yourselves for more overly cutesy musical numbers and a complete lack of romantic chemistry, because William Keck of TV Guide claims they’ll be making it official on the February 8th Valentine’s Day […]
Who Would You Rather?: Glee Edition
Oh no, you guys! The next episode of Glee won’t air until February 6th. Initially, we planned on killing the time by writing a musical porno for OnTheHunt entitled “Cockapella“, but then we decided on a much more feasible option–asking you to choose between two […]