What the fuck is wrong with my dick? First, it was this picture of Russell Brand looking like an obnoxious juicebox, and now I’m getting a boner from this picture of Sacha Baron Cohen‘s butt? This is not okay! Someone needs to take my dick […]
Tag: Celebrity
Let’s All Look At Andrew Lincoln’s Cock!
It was nearly impossible to find a good picture of Andrew Lincoln to open this post. As the star of AMC’s The Walking Dead, he’s always covered in blood or holding a gun so he can shoot a zombie in the face. Neither of these […]
How Have I Never Seen These?
There are times in my blogging career when I come across something from several months and think to myself, “How the fuck did I miss out on this?” This is one of those times. Back in November, when we were too busy listening to Azealia […]
Watch The Trailer For The Mindy Project.
The title of this post is not a request. It’s a motherfucking demand! Get down on your knees, you slutty bitch, and watch the trailer for Mindy Kaling‘s new show The Mindy Project… Better yet, get off of your knees and sit back down in […]
Tyson Beckford Has A “Sex Tape”
Tyson Beckford does not have a sex tape. He has a masturbation video. There’s a huge difference! Frankly, I’d appreciate if sites like TMZ stopped using the word “sex tape” when there’s no actual sex involved. Those bitches got my hopes up, thinking that I’d […]
Stop It, Ryan Murphy.
LOL! Have you heard about this new television series by Ryan Murphy called The New Normal? It’s about a gay couple, played by Justin Bartha (The Hangover) and Andrew Rannells (The Book of Mormon), who form a family with a surrogate mother! Surely, this revolutionary […]
Top Or Bottom: Andy Cohen
It was THIS close to saying John Travolta up there, but that would have been little to no challenge. Andy Cohen is the adorable host of what is probably the worst show on television – Watch What Happens Live. It’s a combination of pain and […]
Let’s Talk About Shemar Moore’s Penis!
Break out the handcuffs! I should be arrested for not posting these pics of Shemar Moore as soon as they hit the internet. Even though he made a shirtless appearance in our latest addition of Gay Ass Gossip, you can almost make out the outline […]
The Best Picture of Tom Hardy EVER?
This is a picture of a fully-bearded Tom Hardy hanging out with his oh-so-adorable dog Woodstock. Apparently, it appears within the pages of Vogue UK, but we’re more concerned with the fact that it’s the best picture of Tom Hardy ever taken in the history […]
Why Are You Wearing Clothes, Andrew Garfield?
Dear Andrew Garfield, It has recently come to my attention that you are wearing clothes in your new spread for VMAN magazine. Why? Now that you’re potentially becoming a huge star with The Amazing Spider-Man, you need to be aware of all of your fans. […]