Are you aware that David Beckham has a butt? Researchers at Callipygian University were convinced that he might not have a butt, after rumors began swirling that the famous soccer player used a butt double in the Guy Ritche-directed ad for his H&M underwear line […]
The commotion surrounding Jon Hamm‘s package has hit an all-time high. According to the New York Daily News, Hamm’s floppy dick was so distracting on the set of Mad Men‘s sixth season that AMC had to ask the actor to tuck his meat away. “This […]
Well, we can’t be the ONLY blog to not mention Girls! Eschewing all the bullshit over whether it’s the worst show on TV or a triumph of realism in writing and producing and oh my god, please light your tits better, Lena Dunham….eschewing all of […]
Okay, so we like Clive Owen, but where does Javier Bardem rank on the unofficial Gay Index of Celebrity Fuckability? While I’ve never really pegged him as a Hollywood sex symbol, I wouldn’t find it farfetched if someone wanted to jump his bones. There’s something […]
Where does Clive Owen rank on the unofficial Gay Celebrity Fuckability Index? The last time we featured him in the Celebrity Skin series, you had more to say about his talent than the full-frontal flash he gave us in 1991’s Close My Eyes. On the […]
Am I the only person in the world who’d toss aside Kellan Lutz to have sex with Southland‘s Michael Cudlitz? I’ve never even watched a single episode of the show, but I’ve had a crush on this dude ever since the first season promos started […]
Michael K. over at DListed dropped this bomb on me yesterday. It’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the gym. *mouth agape* It’s funny. I usually go for the stocky, hairy types. I married one. But something about JoGoLev sends me. He’s directed his first film (Don Jon) […]
Kellan Lutz, the actor primarily known for his role as “that guy who takes his clothes off a lot“, has finally gone full-on naked for the 2013 film Java Heat. Now, before you get too excited, we should inform you—he doesn’t show his dick. However, […]
ITEM – The not-quite-as-hot-as-his-older-brother-but-he’s-still-pretty-spiffy Liam Hemsworth reportedly stepped out on his fiancee Miley Cyrus with Mad Men actress January Jones after the Oscars. And there’s photographic evidence! No one is commenting on the truth of this rumor, but Miley Tweeted that her wedding is still […]
As we all know by now, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane pissed off a ton of people as the host of this weekend’s Oscars ceremony. His opening number, “We Saw Your Boobs“, was only one of many immature, unfunny, misogynist jokes throughout the night, which […]
