Porn detectives, mount the fuck up! Please examine this picture carefully. Anyone know who this guy is? Anyone? You at the back? No? Goddamnit! He’s at Dick Dorm’s latest orgy, and he’s basically playing “Unnamed Frat Dick #2.” And he’s LUSTY. He’s making me miss […]
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Men’s Charlie Pattinson: Johnny Rapid’s Older Brother Does Gay Porn, Too?
Meet Charlie. Am I insane or is there a resemblance between Men’s hot new find Charlie Pattinson and the eternally youthful Johnny Rapid? Right? This could become a Showgirls situation. Charlie better watch his hot ass on the staircases at Men! via GIPHY Maybe I’m […]
Twink Time: Hot Young Seaman
Get it? Lately, I’ve been blogging about the seasoned porn performers. These are the ones who’ve been to the sex rodeo more than a few times. These are the expert cocksmen with the jacked muscles and striking tattoos. The ones who exist to wring pleasure […]
Str8Chaser: How Much Do You Think It Costs To Fuck Heterosexual Caden?
Put your money where Caden’s mouth is. I don’t know how we missed writing about this earlier in the month. Reality Dudes’ Str8chaser series is killing it lately. Why? Well, they’re fetishizing straight men. Something to which we are not opposed! If only it were […]
Active Duty: Chase Fucks Flip’s Ass Like He Bears It A Grudge
Flip is going to end up leaving a Wile E. Coyote-esque hole in the wall. Oooh, this is my first time blogging about Dink Flamingo’s Active Duty! Are these REALLY military guys, or is it just another porn fabrication to get us into fantasy mode? […]
Watching Gregor Tanek Get His Big White Butt Plowed Is Worth The Ponytail
It’s just a personal preference. Guys with long hair don’t do it for me. This goes double for guys with long hair that have secured them with ponytails. I can’t even go there with you on the dreaded man bun. Here’s the latest offering from […]
We Need Better Blowjobs
This is my first negative post. I’m sad. I don’t get it. You’ve got all the makings of a hot Badpuppy scene. Martin Porter and Cory Davis seem designed to interlock. Ready to go, right? They start with the cock-sucking, and that’s where it all begins […]
Max Cameron And Wolfie Blue Flip-Fuck For Dominic Ford
“Wolfie Blue is a STELLAR porn name. Here’s the story of Max Cameron and Wolfie Blue. Two mustachioed porn fuckers who came together, accompanied by two bottles of wine on opposing nightstands (?), to flip-fuck and give each other facials. Like some Asian guys recently […]
Ashton Summers & Allen King Get Wet For Cockyboys
Can I be their poolboy? This new Cockyboys clip featuring Ashton Summers and Allen King fucking beside the pool reminds me of that song from Grease. Summer loving had me an ass Summer loving came so fast I met a boy horny for me Met […]
Raging Stallion Would Like You To Accompany Them On A Trip To Madrid
Vale! I am sadly unilingual. However, I was looking for words or phrases commonly used in Madrid to give this Raging Stallion’s Men of Madrid post some authenticity. “Vale” is slang for “ok,” “yep,” etc. How’d I do? *crickets* Right. I’ll try and stay in […]