This Fat Burger customer may have gotten stuffed with food, but now he (she?) needs to be stuffed with something else… a caption, but of course. This photo reminds me of my guilty pleasure site You Know You Dead Azz Wrong. It's kind of offensive […]
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Everything Butt: The Couch
According to wikipedia, mica is a "group of sheet silicate minerals includes several closely related materials having highly perfect basal cleavage." Boring! If you ask Chaos Men, Mica is a hot guy who "beats his meat with wild abandon". That's more like it. Beyond the six […]
Cory Koons Shares His Power Bottom Tips
So you've followed Unzipped magazine: "I have always believed the first step to great bottoming is cleanliness. How are you supposed to fully relax if you are worried about what might come out of your ass when he pulls out? I give you the Imodium […]
Oops! Eminem Gives Bruno A Rimjob
This may be the most exciting thing to happen at the MTV VMAs since Lil Kim's titty-fest. Dressed in nothing more than a pair of angel wings and a jockstrap, comedian Sacha Baron Cohen (as Bruno) fell into Eminem's lap. But he didn't give it […]
Everything Butt: The Boiler Room
When I got a glimpse of two of Kallipygos D's pictures on Arch Noble, I stopped dead in my tracks. I mean, have you ever seen an ass that left you speechless? I have, but this isn't one of them. Frankly, I have a lot […]
Hungry For Some Nacho
Do you like your men to be so strong that they could benchpress you? Well, you're in for a treat with MuscleHunks' Macho Nacho. All you bottoms will be drooling over the prospect of this muscular bodybuilder throwing you around, and his "assets" will have […]
Shia LaBeouf Has a Tiny Peen
Have you ever fantasized about Shia LaBeouf? Well, if your dreams involve him cockslapping you with a big ol' donkey dick, you're out of luck (and not just because of the whole heterosexuality thing). LaBeouf confessed in an upcoming issue of Playboy, "I'm not extremely […]
Old MacDonald Had a Farm Boy
If you visit a local farm, you're sure to see all the work that goes into getting you fresh produce. What you don't see is an exhausted, hot farm boy bent over by the barn house, waiting for you to have a go at his […]
Caption This: Butt Buddies
So a straight guy walks into a park, sees
Butt Love with Beau Breedlove
Didn't want to shell out the $9.99 to see Beau Breedlove naked in Unzipped? Neither did we, and luckily images from the shoot are now floating around on the blogs. As indicated previously, there's no frontal nudity… but there's plenty of booty. "Beau shows few […]