Hopefully, B.C. is more age-appropriate appearing for some of you. The rotating cast of trolls who work their bitchcraft in our comments section claimed I had practically nominated Alan Hoffman for NAMBLA’s “Boy of the Week”. Silly bitches. He was of age! *ahem* If you […]
The first few minutes of “Dark Room” feel like an amateur production from a sexually adventurous theater troupe. The camera sweeps over to Connor Maguire, Jake Wilder, Travis James, Connor Kline and Tom Faulk in a (gasp) dark room. Their visionary body language indicates that […]
This headline won’t win me a Pulitzer Prize for journalism, but it’s an accurate statement regarding what just happened to my penis a few minutes ago. I stumbled upon these photos of DJ David Picard on Sissydude, and after an initial twitch of approval from […]
If ever a photo set begged for more color, it’s this one. Check out Tyler M. in shots by Juan Martin for ODDA magazine. What could the “m” represent? Manly? Magnificent? Magical? Majestic? Meat in My Mouth? That last one wasn’t a guess. That was me […]
Owen Daniels is a versatile gay porn model who can be seen in action on amateur site Guy Bone. You might recognize him as Wes from Spunk Worthy (who appeared in, what I’d call, one of the best blowjob scenes on the whole site). History […]
Not too long ago, I expressed some innocent disbelief when one of you praised Lance Alexander as the “best bottom ever“. He never did much for me in his work with Dylan Lucas, and unfair as it might be, I projected that bias onto his […]
It’s become a bit of a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me cliché to say that any given gay porn model’s “hung and knows how to use it”. Yet, against my better judgment, I’m going to say that description’s exceptionally accurate for blond, scruffy beauty Logan Stevens. He’s […]
Lea Michele’s “Cannonball” is playing. It is just starting to rain outside. I haven’t left my bed for a week. After you’ve closed the door on filthy, no-rules, aggressive sex with a Twitter comedian, you begin to wonder if you can ever truly fly—fly, like […]
Real-life gay porn couple Billy Santoro and Seth Treston are no strangers to working together, but now, you can watch them in action without supporting an awful human being who shall remain nameless! Although their latest encounter for Cocksure Men lacks the raunchy felching finale […]
*sound of the pounding surf and squawking seagulls* “Reinaldo Fuzil, right? You’re the MMA fighter guy? Big fan! Beautiful day for the beach, huh? I guess you’ve already been in the water, what with all that sand caking your body. And not to be too […]
