In case you were wondering, I’m still not over my bizarre obsession with dick-hungry boy slut Tristan Sterling. Over time, his appeal has become a little clearer to me. He’s a tiny, boyish and somewhat innocent-looking young man who, like Robbie Turner and Johnny Rapid, […]
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Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Ginger Muscle Jock Jordan
Is Jordan packing your new favorite dick in his boxer briefs, or did I overestimate his appeal and go overboard by posting nearly forty pics of him? Perhaps it’s some combination of both factors! The redheaded newcomer does upholstery by day and dances in an […]
An Open Letter To Julian Serrano & His Utterly Mind-Blowing Bubble Butt
Julian Serrano, after seeing you pop your muscular ass in Andrew Christian undies, I would say that it’s of the utmost importance that you enter my ridiculous twerking contest. Your gluteal abilities are well-suited for the song “Bubble Butt”, and while I hate to sound […]
Twink Tank: Johnny Bloom & Tom Pollock
Good news! After months of waiting for his grand return, Lukas Ridgeston has finally made his way back to Bel Ami! The bad news is that he’s only arrived in two-dimensional form, appearing in a book that Tom Pollock browses through in his new scene […]
Please Put Your Big Round Balls On My Nose, Dimitri.
Though my dearest co-blogger J. Harvey is not so fond of them, I love balls with every inch of my soul. I love ’em when they hang low or when they’re shy and uptight. I love ’em when they’re sweaty or when they’re fresh out […]
Woof Alert: Rico Vega
Rico Vega is a hot piece of hairy cub ass. I haven’t seen him prior to this clip from Stocky Dudes, but I’ll tell you one thing—he’s not helping with my unquenchable desire to pound some butt. Seriously, that hairy hole is killing me! It’s […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: James Huntsman Is Here To Fuck You Now.
Oh hey! Your mouth and ass look awfully empty right now. Would you mind if James Huntsman popped in and stuffed his big dick deep inside of you? He told me that he has a crush on you, and he wants to fuck you until […]
Who Would You Rather?: Tyler Marcum “Landslide” Edition
If you have an internet connection, there’s a decent chance you’ve already seen this video of 30 year-old Tyler Marcum dancing with his 20 year-old self to the Dixie Chicks‘ cover of “Landslide”. Rather than reblog this shit and call it a day, I’ve decided […]
Everything Butt: Abel
Abel didn’t tell his girlfriend that he was going to jerk off and show off his butt cheeks on a gay porn site. He wanted to get enough money to make a down payment on a house, and obviously, the only choice he had was […]
Get That Good Dick, Adam Wirthmore!
Hey guuuurlfriends! It’s your new best friend, Boulangerié Knowles. What I need to happen right now is for ALL you frisky fellows to liberate your lubricants, drop your man panties to the ground and get those dicks jumpin’ for your sugar momma. Why? Oh, come […]











