Eat your heart out, Girth Brooks! I think it’s safe to say that I have a new porn star obsession, and it comes in the form of Max from Sean Cody. To my best knowledge, he’s only appeared in two other scenes beyond this one, […]
Tag: bathing suit
In And Out Of Swim Trunks
‘Tis the season for hanging around by the water, and we know we’re not the only ones who appreciate gawking at all the hot jocks in their bathing suits. It’s just a shame that those aforementioned jocks don’t take off their trunks and fuck one […]
Yup, I’d Still Do Zac Efron In The Butt…
Once upon a time, I didn’t want to have sex with Zac Efron. Then he got kind of hot. Honestly, it seemed like the former High School Musical star blossomed into a Hollywood hunk overnight. I mean, who knew that chopping off his trademark “Troy […]
Quickie: Rainer Iveson
No one seems to know the name of the sexy blonde model in Ron Dorff's "Discipline" campaign, but there seems to be a general consensus that he makes men want to thrust their index fingers up their buttholes. Or maybe that's just how I feel […]
Andy Roddick Is Workin’ His Badonkadonk
It baffles me that Bar Refaeli would ever bump nasties with Leonardo DiCaprio. I mean, look at her! Even if you're not into women, you have to recognize that she's stunningly beautiful. Now
Quickie: Daniel Deracco
Now I can understand if you didn't get the hotness of MODELS BY DIDIO For more photos of Daniel Deracco, follow the JUMP:
Gerard Does Aniston’s B’Day (With No Shirt)
I'm still not able to accept that Gerard Butler's putting his dick inside Jennifer Aniston, but there's no doubt that he attended her forty-first birthday party. There are pictures to prove it, with the Hollywood hunk running around in nothing but his bathing suit. And […]
Hugh Jackman Gets On All Fours
Winter can be a tricky time of the year. Sexy celebrities who spend the majority of their summers running around shirtless do this annoying thing where they cover their bodies with fabric. I don't know about you, but I find this development to be quite […]
Aural Only: Mariah Carey
Considering that one of our worst fears involves being mauled by angry Mariah Carey fans, we feel that it's absolutely necessary to include her latest single "H.A.T.E.U." on tomorrow's
Chris Noth Goes To The Beach
You know how people say that teen girls aren't in love with Robert Pattinson so much as they're in love with his Twilight character Edward Cullen? Well, this morning I stumbled across some shirtless pictures of Sex and the City star Chris Noth and popped a […]