The title of this post is also the title of my next single (which reminds me that I dropped a surprise album last month and never told any of you, because well, that would have just been far too self-promotional and completely unnecessary). In other […]
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Tales From The 2013 Hustlaball In New York!
So this weekend, I went to Hustlaball in New York. It was something! As I predicted, there were swarms and swarms of attractive men there, those who were getting paid to be there and, also, a good chunk of their admirers. Also, as I predicted, […]
Caption This: Booty & The Banana
A young, naked man (with an especially nice butt) stands in front of his fridge. He looks forward whilst holding a bunch of bananas in front of him. Tragically, nobody is fucking him as he lurks in his kitchen looking for a snack… But I […]