We challenge you to find a single flaw with Heman Mel. Wait, pretend we didn’t say that. Rather than focus on the negativity, let’s just appreciate this guy for what he is. And exactly what is he? Duh, excruciatingly hot! Do I really need to […]
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Quickie: Abram Clark
Does anyone need their oil changed? Maybe you should take a trip to Abram Clark‘s garage. Even though he’s probably just a model posing as a mechanic, his sexy-ass body is enough to get our engines running at full power. Hopefully, we’re not the only […]
Everything Butt: Douglas
If you’re not immediately enamored by Douglas and his deliciously smooth cheeks, just wait until you get a glimpse of what he’s packing in the front. Of course, let’s reserve that topic for a whole other day, because today’s discussion will focus primarily on what […]
Max Sure Seems To Enjoy Getting Fucked…
Eat your heart out, Girth Brooks! I think it’s safe to say that I have a new porn star obsession, and it comes in the form of Max from Sean Cody. To my best knowledge, he’s only appeared in two other scenes beyond this one, […]
Please Feel Free To Call My Name, Alejandro
Don’t you wish that Lady Gaga would just go away already? While we’re actually huge fans of her extravagant pop tunes, our excitement dies down rather quickly when she’s blocking Alejandro Fernandez‘s cock (see picture above). I mean, the nerve of that bitch! One day she’s all […]
Chris Evans Naked On Set
Remember that time that actor Chris Evans got fucked on camera for the first time? It was so awesome watching him take two dicks in each end, and the poolside locale made it even hotter. Seriously, I wish I had been there when they were […]
Everything Butt: Keith Myers
Before we go any further, it should be indicated that the man you see above is forty-five years old. I’m pointing this out so that anyone with a Manhunt profile that reads “under 30 only” can sit this one out, while the rest of us dream […]
Quickie: Kevin Ashlee
There’s something vaguely familiar about Kevin Ashlee. Is he a porn star whose face I can’t match to a name? Could he be a go-go boy who I saw dancing on a bar? Did I give him a handjob back when I lived in New […]
Caption This: Sparkler Butts
In preparation for Fourth of July weekend, we thought we’d devote today’s edition of Caption This to three dudes with sparklers up their butts. While we don’t recommend trying this at home, we do recommend coming up with a hilarious caption for all this mayhem […]
Everything Butt: Chris Porter
Every porn blogger we know seems to be obsessed with Chris Porter‘s ass, so it’s about time that we hopped on the bandwagon. Let’s start by talking about how much we’d like to throw this boy’s legs in the air and fuck the shit out […]