We did promise you the 2014 Team USA mens’ bobsledding team in this Locker Room post, but Eddy Alvarez‘s booty popped up. He’s a speedskater, and you’re going to want to get into his bodysuit. He’s 5’5″, so you could keep him in your pocket […]
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Quickie: B.C.
Hopefully, B.C. is more age-appropriate appearing for some of you. The rotating cast of trolls who work their bitchcraft in our comments section claimed I had practically nominated Alan Hoffman for NAMBLA’s “Boy of the Week”. Silly bitches. He was of age! *ahem* If you […]
Quickie: Alan Hoffman
Here’s the very pretty Alan Hoffman. Guys can be pretty. Alan’s got a lovely face, and an ass that’s like two scoops of French Vanilla ice cream. And I’ve got the cone. What did that even mean? Even his tattoos are pretty. That Day-of-the-Dead-Virgin-Mary lady […]
Taken From Tumblr: Hot Guys In Kilts
We posted about Manhunt member thinkInk this week, and in one of his pics, he’s sporting a kilt. Kilts are awesome. We all know that kilts are one of the sexier things a guy can wear. AS LONG AS HE WEARS IT IN THE TRADITIONAL […]
BEHOLD: The Most Magnificent Ass To Ever Grace Instagram!
It’s space ass! Because it’s out of this world! These big, beefy, mouth-watering mounds of butt belong to Instagram’s xristian665. They’re luscious. How do I get my entire body up them? I will settle for my cock. And my face. You don’t understand. But you […]
Quickie: Radek
Here’s model Radek by photography studio The W. The styling is fantastic, especially in the pics where he’s only sporting a ballcap, tube socks and a backpack that’s seemingly made out of one of Colby Keller‘s backdrops. That “Santa Fe” design really shows off Radek’s […]
Christmas Leftovers: More Sexy Santas
Christmas has come and gone. It’s time to return the gifts you pretended to like and to prepare for your New Year’s Eve festivities. For me, that means getting a gigantic cheese plate and a bottle of wine and mocking Ryan Seacrest on New Year’s […]
The Locker Room: Julian Edelman
Last Monday, I received the gift of the above screencap via text of New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman. He’s definitely proving he’s playing the right position. This is probably one of the few times I ever texted about last night’s game. Edelman’s wet […]
Douchey Guy’s Vines Are Kinda Hot
These belong to a guy named Carson Hiner. He’s model gorgeous and might actually be one, cuz’ it looks like someone gave him an endorsement deal. The problem is, he knows he’s model gorgeous. He also makes his mom call him a “faggot” in one […]
The Locker Room: Jeff Driskel
The picture below is of Florida Gators quarterback Jeff Driskel and what looks to be “The Greatest Ass In Football History”. We need our Manhunt Daily Ass Detective Squad to report for duty. There’s a possibility that this is a crime scene: Why is it […]











