RUGBURN! is a movie about the most perfect porn stars ever (with the exception of Jamie) having aggressive, sweaty man-sex on rugs. While it’s unlikely that the stars experienced any frictional abrasions whilst filming—they’re too damn beautiful for that shit—we’re going to ignore that fact […]
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Quickie: Pedro Fernandes
Quickies are always the most dangerous posts to write, because I wind up changing my mind nineteen-million times before settling on one guy. Also, y’all bitches have incredibly high standards, and I’m always worried that you’ll cut me for featuring a “fugly” dude. Seriously. Do […]
Quickie: Chris Ogle
Oh, we’ll DEFINITELY be “Ogle”-ing him. Chris Ogle is a “wellness coach” and model. Our wellness depends on him letting us deep throat his cock, so that better be part of his recommended regimen. He has a cocky look about him. Paired with his “The […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: One Life To Live’s Ford Brothers
It’s unfathomable as to why soap operas are disappearing from the pop culture landscape. They hire extreme eye candy to portray their campy characters and everyone owns a DVR now! These are the Ford brothers from One Life To Live. They’re not long for this […]
Quickie: Mikey Maxim
Hellllooo, sexy pouty face! And bulge (note the pic of him in the camouflage briefs)! Here’s Mikey Maxim giving us the maximum amount of ‘tude with his hot body. He’s totally ready to chug some cock. You can tell by the way he keeps calling […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Duncan Million
It’s conceivable someone might pay a million to do this guy. Ok, $100,000? He’s worth AT LEAST $350 and a steak dinner in a reputable restaurant where the waiters use those scrapers to remove the crumbs between courses. Duncan Million is a cocky-looking model with […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: CasinMN
CasinMN is a young man from the wilds of Minnesota who claims his fantasy “is to satisfy yours no matter what it is.” Those are big words, dude. Hopefully you can back em’ up. Writing stuff like that in your Manhunt profile could mean you […]
iPhone Wars: Red Bottoms Battle It Out
No, we are not talking about competing ginges with hairy asses or dudes who just got spanked. This week’s competition is between guys wearing red bottoms, whether they be briefs, shorts or sweatpants. Yes, it’s a flimsy excuse for an iPhone war, but it’s also […]
Quickie: Billy Kiraly
If Billy Kiraly has ever taken a bad picture, he’s somehow managed to get it erased off the face of this planet. This man simply oozes sex. It took me fifteen minutes to even start writing this post, because I was too busy scrolling up […]
Quickie: Danny Harper
O….M…..GOD! Fiery ginge smokeshow man ass! Danny Harper is my new fap inspiration. MUSCLES! GINGE! COCK! ASS! And he’s awesomely pale as most of the ginge tend to be! Because tanning is SO over. Melanoma ain’t pretty. Wait, have we ever seen a redhead with […]