You guys seem to LOVE how we’re making showing off a sexy-hot rugby player a weekly occurrence. Who can blame us? They reek of I WANT THAT. We’re thoroughly convinced that they don’t let anyone into the scrum who’s not a beefy masterpiece exuding serious […]
Tag: abs
Why Wasn’t This In My Stocking Yesterday Morning?
As you’ve probably read, I have a GIGANTIC crush on Nick Sterling. Dewitt regularly rolls his eyes at my WWNSD bracelet (“What Would Nick Sterling Do?” Answer: Look hot, fuck, suck, rim, etc.) and my Nick Sterling shrine of worship (i.e. my cubicle). When I […]
Mario Lopez Is Selling His Underwear
Okay, can we just all agree that Mario Lopez keeps getting better with age? He never did anything for me in his Saved by the Bell days—which makes sense since I was no more than eight years old—but fucking A.C. Slater has grown up quite […]
Quickie: Jason Borish
Have you ever cruised a wooded area in your city or town because you know that there are down-low gay dudes hanging around? And you go behind a tree and get it on? I haven’t. I’m not judging, I just worry about…you know, DYING. You […]
The Only Reason To Shop At Abercrombie & Fitch
You take your life in your hands when you stroll into an Abercrombie & Fitch store. They keep their stores so fucking dark you can’t see your hand in front of your face! You could trip over a bi-curious high school wrestler retail jockey and […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Abs (Part III)
Though we realize you’re not all into chiseled six-pack abs, those of you who are will enjoy today’s Battle of The Abs. We’ve tackled this theme a few other times in our iPhone Wars series—as seen here or here—but this round may be the hottest […]
Quickie: Michael
Just Michael, no last name. He’s sort of a mash-up of Christopher Meloni and Chris Salvatore‘s faces, no? It doesn’t matter if you agree with us. We just want you to stare at these pictures of his butt cheeks and masturbate with us. It’ll be […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: Parks & Recreation
So apparently I’m writing today’s edition of Fuck, Marry, Block? Our resident gossip king—otherwise known as my darling co-blogger J. Harvey—is out of the office for the day. This means I have no choice but to take over one of the best features ever created […]
Rob Gronkowski’s Shirtless Porn Star “Scandal”
New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski was forced to apologize for a series of photos he took with a porn star. Why is this fucking news? We could understand if he had been caught on his knees with a dick in his mouth (please […]
Hot or Not: Interracial Gangbangs
“I want all the black cocks up my ass”. That’s a direct quote from Dylan Hauser in the trailer for Black Balled 8: Behind The Eight Ball. The latest installment from “one of the most successful series in gay porn history” finds Hauser wandering into […]