We’re going to take “Secret Sex” in a new direction this morning. Normally, my plucky and persevering colleague will write about a celebrity that you would be surprised upon learning he wants to bone. Today, the “Secret Sex” is that I no-longer secretly want to spend a day as the Herndon Monument located at the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis, MD. That day would be the Herndon Monument Climb which takes place at the end of every plebe year in May. Cadets celebrate their leaving behind of lowly plebe status by climbing to the top.
What you have here is a number of shirtless, scantily-clad-in-gym-shorts, very fit, future Naval officers trying to climb a greased obelisk all at the same time. That’s right, hot guys getting all oiled up in their efforts to climb a big stone dick. Grabbing each other’s tight buttcheeks to hoist themselves up. Definitely brushing their skimpy shorts-clad bulges against each other’s bodies. Sweating. Grunting. While other manly men cheer them on. Call me fetishy, but I’ve never wanted to be a piece of statuary more.
– J. Harvey
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Always a fun tradition to have the freshmen man try to climb a greased piece of granite and put a cover on top.
I agree! Look at that kid’s ass in the second pic up! Thats one nice bubble butt!!!! 🙂 Are you sure this place isn’t a gay resort for hot men? LOL! I don’t think a straight man would do what they are doing!
That is very possibly one of the hottest things I have ever saw on here !! and there has been a lot of hottness on here !! but DAMN!!
i’ve got a monolith for them to climb.
There is NO WAY that a non-gay man invented this event! I’m getting hard just thinking about it.
Love it.
“This is exactly why gays aren’t wanted in the military. When your enjoying a great peer bonding experience you don’t want that spoiled by having to wonder if the guy propping you up is getting off.” At least thats what my stubborn brother just said.
@DD_838, well we figured straight guys don’t read the Daily so they wouldn’t be offended. It was just a bit of fun. Also, tell your brother that in the account we read of this year’s, there were girls helping out. Does it work both ways?
Is your brother in the military?
that is one hot ass group of young men!
I wonder how many times “don’t ask, don’t tell” gets violated at this event alone…
Just want 2 climb all over the guy ( 3RD pix after the jump )
DD_838 If U and your Brother R checking out the daily on M/H ” NEW FLASH ” your Brother is more than just STUBBORN !!!
A bunch of young hot and shirtless guys climbing a phallic symbol and the Navy opposed repealing DADT? Hypocrites!!! I want that blond hottie in pics #1 and #3!
Net week for Secret Sex how about Peter Dinklage? After watching Game Of Thrones I’ve never wanted to bone a dwarf more than now 😀
Good.
Lord.
He walked by and recognized the photo. @mcclatchy-82bc5520e0cda297e3da6c84339735e1:disqus : He’s a Marine.
Obviously, I’m gay. He’s not.
My father was a Marine who spent 4-1/2 yrs in Japanese prison/labor camps and he once told me that he didn’t have anything against gays in the military as long as they knew how to shoot a gun 😉 You have a lot of time to think when you’re couped-up with hundreds of other men for 4-1/2 yrs. 😉
The last pic with all the sweaty gym shoes is the hottest. Yum!!! I would get lost in that for days.
Just wondering if any of the guys in this event ever had their shorts completely pulled off. If so, would be a great crowd pleaser.