We received an e-mail from Lucas Entertainment headquarters asking us to stop taking digs at founder Michael Lucas. Evidently, a few posts I've written were deemed as "not professional nor nice". Rather than sending an e-mail response that the antagonist's grammar was neither correct nor appropriate (not that I'm one to talk), I thought I'd show those folks what really counts as being unprofessional and mean. This will not in any way involve calling Collin O'Neal an anti-semite or Margaret Cho's dry vagina, which is totally professional and within good manners.
So without further ado, I present Mr. Michael Lucas as this week's Secret Sex. Let's be honest–he's a total douchebag. Even so, I'd still totally fuck him. And I'm not talking about bottoming for his amazing cock. Though I admit it could be fun to take a pounding from the acclaimed director, I want to go where no man has (allegedly) ever gone before.
Yes, I want to penetrate Michael Lucas. I'd get him on all fours, licking that hairy ass and making him moan like crazy. Then I'd whip out a dildo and work it in his loose hole. You can probably guess what comes next. I'll give you a hint… it involves me plowing his ass in seventeen different positions. I'd end it all by writing my name with jizz on his face.
So why should I be shamed of this steamy fantasy? Well, beyond the whole douchebag diva factor, he's a complete and utter butterface. When he makes that pouty expression, I die a little inside. And has he has plastic surgery or botox injections? Or is that just the way his face looks? Either way, it's not working for me. Of course, that still wouldn't stop me from bagging it up and taking him from behind. What could make it even better? Inviting Avi Dar and Jonathan Agassi for a no-holds-barred gangbang!
– Dewitt
UPDATE: As requested by Lucas Entertainment, all images from the company have been (or are in the process of being) removed from MANHUNT Daily.
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i’d ruther druthers
I’ve met him; totally overrated, just like Chi Chi Larue.
no, no, not really into him. It’s like just watching him makes me want to get a series of std tests.
would love to see him on tyra! clash of the overcompensating egos!! cant deny he has a hot body but there is a thin line between confidence and being a total ass. and i totally agree with dewitt about the pout.
ugh….
i just puked my dinner
he’s so NOT hot
i mean, look at him, i’ll give him the hot body, but his OOGLY face, clumsy acting and same shitty “sexy” grin he makes in every single photo.
His hottnes would evaporate after 5 min.
The use of “not professional nor nice” is not wrong nor inappropriate. In fact, it suggests a rather refined use of the English language that simply sounds odd to your ears. [See the Oxford English Dictionary: nor, conj. (and adv.) 3. a. Following a word or phrase which is negated with not, never, etc.]
He’s actually a very smart businessman and an incredibly aware, educated and active citizen. Who takes a stand on safe sex, does not use drugs, and voices his opinions on world political issues. Can’t really think of anyone else in his industry who comes close to any of that. And hello, it’s 2009 – who the f doesn’t get Botox? Hello.
I wonder how many languages does Dewitt speak?
I have also meet Miss Lucas. He complains about being posting not being “nice”- while he is one of the most 2 faced nasty men one could meet in person. Lucas survives as a highly paid companion (whom he “married”) for a wealthy older South African man who supports his ventures and has given him entry to social circles. His body has been totally altered by plastic surgeons. He claims to be Jewish (he is uncut), but that is a just another Lucas fraudulant marketing lie.
He is Jewish. (70% of jews born in USSR are uncut)His real name is Andrei Bregman
His partner is a very good looking Austrian guy.They met many years after lucas opened his company.Yes they are happily married, whats wrong with that?
No surgeries-one can simply look at all the pictures of him taken over last 15 years.And his child pictures are on his blog and Naked sward blog”-same big lips.
He is in David barton gym every morning 7 am, thats why he got a good body.
Queens are so hateful.
Sorry, would rather be straight than to F*** that….Blech. Not my type.
Bobby D do you get botox? I sure as hell don’t it being 2009 doesn’t mean a damn thing. Have you seen Joan Rivers? DeTwitt’s makes a good point about the botox.
I have always thought he is totally hot, and when I hire him as a motivational speaker I’ll give a shit about his personality, but until then the fact that he’s smoking hot is enough for me.
LOL wow you showed them with your hateful childish post good job!you are just as shitty as he is!
i bet the whole “protect sex” shit is only a cover… I bet he loves to cum inside any hole
What is this movie i’m watching on MTV with Leonardo DiCaprio on a bunch of deserted islands????? FYI… Leo is cute, but i dont see what the fuss is all about. But i do remember him being in some movie with an older guy and they have an affair. The movie’s title had something about the moon in it???? The movie even showed full frontal nudity. HELP ME!!!!!
what’s with the sneer? – dated.
and what do i do now that i have discovered there is another mark posting here…?
…to think that someone dared, etc.
p.s. the expression on that face is truly hilarious…and there i was, thinking that only the hilton/beckam axis has the license to that kind of P.O.U.T.
If I had to guess Gay Guys, you’re watching The Beach on MTV and your thinking about Total Eclipse where Leo has an affair with an older man. But I wouldn’t take my word for since I’m a stupid and judgmental gay after all.
This post is embarrassing for Manhunt– this is suppose to be gloves off and clever? FAIL. C’mon guys- employ some wit.
So Michael Lucas blew off your come-ons? Get over it, classless queen. Your impotent tone is neither amusing or “mean”– it is simply desperate. We are gay men– you can’t fool us easily. Your lashing out is obviously scorned rhetoric.
Great body, but the face is hideous. I wouldn’t touch it with a 50 foot pole, let alone my cock. The personality is also pretty gruesome. The videos are also highly overrated.
Go away, Michael Lucas.
Aparently Micheal Lucas has rubbed a lot of people in the porn industry the wrong way and now he has a lot of enemies. Many of the people who write comments on blogs like this are really porn industry people who have a grudge.
I’m just a member of the public so I would never have a chance to meet or do business with him. I think he’s hot and exotic looking. I’d love to suck that big schlong of his. I think it would be a blast to have sex with him or watch him have sex. I dont really care if his personality has pissed people off in the porn industry.
I like muscles but they never compensate for a good body. Attitude, bitchiness, and spitefulness, etc. runs rampant in the gay community. It would be a great day when these things aren’t true.
Hahahaha why are you guys getting so wroked up over a porn star. LOL okay I take that back but really at the end of the day he is a sex machine, who cares about personality and how do you rub someone up the “wrong way” in the porn industry.
he did do something to his nose a few years ago, which was pretty jarringly obvious, but he’s still beyond hot in my book. i would be all over him.
He’s a douchebag? hmmm seems to be it takes one to know one and you seem so sure he is…
LMAO – love that you’ve made an enemy of Michael Lucas and still keep having a go when you can, bless! Followed this link from Top Ten Grudges and I have to tell you – I would rank this above He Who Must Not Be Named… what a knob!