Secret Sex: Jonny McGovern

It took a beard, hipster glasses and a song dedicated to Rose Nylund to make me realize that Jonny McGovern is much hotter than the twinks (and occasional bears) who constantly surround him. This is the second time I’ve featured the viral video star and NYC nightlife personality in our Secret Sex series. It’s the first time I’m admitting that I might have sex with him.

To put it lightly, I have a major weakness for guys who are man enough to admit they love The Golden Girls. Not even kidding! Once upon a time, I had a debilitating crush on a guy who got Bea Arthur tattooed on his upper arm. It helped that he was exactly my type in the physical sense, but when it really comes down to it? I probably would have boned him based on that fact alone.

But this post isn’t about that guy. It’s about Jonny McGovern making his best music video since “Soccer Practice”. Like, do you realize this was filmed at the real house from The Golden Girls? Could you imagine getting hot and heavy like Schnalmations on Blanche Devereaux‘s old stomping grounds? It’d be so sacrilegious, but it’d be so right.

– Dewitt

To watch Jonny’s video “Take Me To St. Olaf (A Song For Rose)”, follow the JUMP:

PS: That scruff is really working for you, Jonny. Can we get rid of the sunglasses though?

9 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Jonny McGovern

  1. lmao! That song is pretty damn funny. I’ll admit it. I love the Golden Girls. Rose & Blanche were my favorites, and Sophie actually reminds me of myself. I throw those quick wit comebacks just like her, with no filter half the time. I just don’t have someone threatening to put me in a home. lol! I want to actually visit St. Olaf and see what the real city is like. lol!

  2. Ugh. You know, every 8-15 months someone brings this guy up and I just think “Fuck, I just finally forgot about him.”

    Soccer Practice was a cute/hot/entertaining song and video, but everything I’ve seen since, and the occasion I’ve ran into him, he’s thrown off that “creepy fat guy at the club who is surrounded by a bunch of digging twinks and is himself bursting out of clothes five sizes too small and their style only serves to highlight his age” type vibe.

    I’ll agree he actually wears that beard well, and the song is better than 98% of the stuff he’s managed to pass before, but I still wouldn’t touch him with a fourteen inch dick. Or visa-versa.

  3. kylejt you need to get over yerself. hes pretty friggin awesome and a nice guy. he does an amazing podcast and makes some hilarious songs and was on that logo sketch show…what have you done?

  4. Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion. Here’s mine: KyleJT is a dick. And not in the fun tasty way.

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