Secret Sex: Danny McBride

I guess I’d stick it in Danny McBride? I haven’t seen a single movie he’s been in (with the exception of Superbad), and I don’t have much interest in Eastbound & Down beyond this scene… But there are times when he looks sort of blowjob-worthy. Key word: times. More often than not, he looks like a hot mess. I think that’s part of his schtick.

In any case, I’m only bringing this up ’cause he’s got a new movie out this weekend called 30 Minutes or Less. My massive crush on Aziz Ansari might eventually get me to see this, even though the humor seems a bit immature and brotastic. But whatever. We’re getting off topic. The point here is that Danny McBride has an open invitation to ride my dick. After a few drinks. Or several drinks.

– Dewitt

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8 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Danny McBride

  1. I caught an early showing of it, you’re right with the jokes, but I got to see Jesse Eisenberg butt (through his jeans, mind you…sorry for raising your hopes and instantly dashing them) several times, and that was a nice thing. Also seeing him play anything but the “shy, underdog/nerd/geek” really helped too…but Danny McBride is…definitely not someone I’d admit to sleeping with…if anything I’d avoid that like the plague, even with a drink or 10.

  2. Another character actor getting lead roles and going nowhere with them. I don’t get the appeal of this guy at all.

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