Let’s get physical.

I’m collecting a list of body parts from different porn gods that I would use to create the perfect man. I just started today.

So far, I have:

Colby Jansen – Ass
Sebastian Kross – Chest

Give me your list in the comments!

In the meantime, yeah, I have this weird obsession with Sebastian Kross’ chest. And I don’t even like tattoos that much! They’re like these beautiful plates of flesh armour, and then with those exquisite rose tattoos adorning them. It’s not those big muscle tits that can sometimes be intimidating. Dude is a porn warrior. Those dick-sucking lips, and boyish face, and unf, I think I just came. Anyway then you put him in tights. Did I mention I have a spandex fetish? Sebastian’s playing the equally hot Rex Cameron’s trainer, and their workout moves to the next level when they have an upside-down cock-sucking session that emulates that famous kiss from Spider-Man. Then someone finally made good use out of one of those bouncy exercise balls. You never see anybody using them. Now Cameron’s been bent over one to get stuffed by porn angel Kross. I can’t wait til’ they fuck in spin class.

I love this Hot House scene. It’s got so much going for it. You can watch the whole thing here.

– Michael Xavier

The Trainer
Hothouse
Sebastian Kross and Rex Cameron