Let’s pause for a moment to imagine Seth Fornea lining up Wentworth Miller, Donnie Dean, Chris Salvatore and Sean Cody model Randy, then stuffing each of them one by one with his thick, ginger shaft in a way that’s very reminiscent of this gay porn scene. It’s a […]
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“I Love My Butt” Is The Empowerment Anthem of The Century.
When is the last time you bent over in front of a mirror, stared into the reflection of your butthole and softly whispered to that pretty pucker, “I love you”. I would argue, out of no personal bias whatsoever, that it was nowhere near recent […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Connor Maguire’s Fire Crotch
With ginger sex god Seth Fornea sitting comfortably atop our countdown of the “Sexiest Men of The Moment“, this seems like an appropriate time to sing the praises of the fire crotch. Gay porn star Connor Maguire jumped out at me as an obvious choice to help […]
Everything Butt: Sawyer
You might remember Sawyer as Jeremy from Spunk Worthy, the clean-cut frat boy who forced us to coin the term “yeti butt“. Though he changed his name for his Chaos Men debut, everything else is pretty much the same. There’s still a forest of dark […]
One Of The Few Good Things To Come Out Of Last Night’s VMAS: Lockhart Brownlie
You might have seen this at last night’s VMAs. That’s Lockhart Brownlie. He’s Katy Perry‘s badonka donk-blessed backup dancer. Fiery hot, he kept my attention the entire time during Katy’s closing number. Bitch could have been covering a G.G. Allin song, and I wouldn’t have […]
The Ten: Justice Is Served! Ginger Sex God Seth Fornea Reigns Supreme.
Everything is right in the world again! After three round of Kayne Lawton dominating The Ten—and five rounds with the same top three—our search for the “Sexiest Man of The Moment” has finally become interesting again. Ginger sex god Seth Fornea has soared above Kayne, […]
Everything Butt: Quinn Jaxon
Whether you know him as Quinn Jaxon, Kurt Madison or Quinn Christopher Jaxon, it’s no secret that this go-go boy, Andrew Christian model and self-proclaimed heterosexual male has a gigantic schlong and one of the hottest asses in the universe. This post is, as the title […]
The Cure For Josh Long Withdrawal
Let us rejoice and be glad! Everyone’s favorite fuzzy gay porn pup, Josh Long, is back on the gay porn scene. Sure, he might still technically be retired from the adult industry, but the important thing to recognize is that he’s returned to our lives, […]
Will The Real Jason Stark Please Stand Up? (Part Two)
For those of you who missed the last post, here’s a brief recap to help you catch up with the rest of the class. Jason Stark is a hot British guy who does porn, as well as a hot non-British guy who does porn. Technically, […]
The Ten: Kayne Lawton, Chris Bailey & Serge Henir Take Turns On Top
You guys just can’t seem to make up your mind on The Ten! Ever since Sean Cody model Hudson got ousted from his seven-week run as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, you’ve cycled through Kayne Lawton, Chris Bailey and Serge Henir as your new […]











