I went to see The Master the other night. It was… good, mostly, although Joaquin Phoenix‘s acting seemed a little bit hammy at certain key moments. But that got me thinking about the leading men of other movies directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, and about […]
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The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By These Horny, Hairy, Muscular Motherfuckers Doing It Nice & HARD
Oh hey! Welcome to another edition of The Cock Buffet, your weekly round-up of the hottest gay porn. This week’s menu begin with a healthy portion of Trenton Ducati‘s rock hard schlong and concludes with hairy muscle hunks Rogan Richards and Bruno Knight for dessert. Along […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Tied And Tickled
Let’s put it this way – I’d rather move than be tickled. I’d rather go to the dentist. I’d rather go to one of those Catholic weddings that has the full 1 and 1/2 hour Mass. Do not approach my body with light, teasing touches […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By The Continued Existence of Samuel O’Toole’s Pornstache
We thought it was just a phase! We thought Samuel O’Toole‘s ridiculous/amazing vintage porn mustache (originally seen here) would appear in one scene and disappear from his face forever and ever! We thought fans of his dick, ass and incredible body would stage a passionate […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Nate Karlton Looking Absurdly Sexy In (And Out Of) Uniform
I’m sorry! I really shouldn’t have used this image as the opening shot for today’s Cock Buffet. I mean, it’s okay if you’d already splooged all over yourself uncontrollably. Nate Karlton has that effect on people, and it’s only going to get worst once you […]
Yung Life: “Isn’t This”
If this were around 2006, you might assume that Yung Life‘s a shitty new rapper, trying to capitalize on the success of Yung Joc‘s “It’s Goin’ Down” by dropping the “o” from his stage name. You might have been right back then. But today, in […]
Secret Sex: The Sexiest “Unsexy” Men of 2011
Are you getting tired of all these “Best of 2011” lists yet? We have good news for you, because today’s installment of Secret Sex puts a spin on the usual end-of-the-year countdown. We took the top fifty subjects from The Phoenix‘s list of “The Unsexiest […]
Transman Wows Em’ On The X Factor
This is one of those clips that gave me the happy chills. Paige Elliot Phoenix, 35, is a female-to-male transsexual who tore it up with INXS’ “Never Tear Us Apart” on Australia’s The X Factor. And he’s cute, huh? Does he have the best voice? […]
Why Is Preston Ettinger All Wet?
If you look closely, there are a few droplets of liquid on Preston Ettinger‘s chest. Those dark gray boxer-briefs he’s wearing? They’re actually a pair of light gray, soaking wet boxer-briefs. For the record, he did not just take a normal ol’ shower with his […]
He’s Gay: Don Lemmon
Welcome to our occasional “He’s Gay” feature, wherein we cover who came out this week. We know, it’s not THAT common. But it seems to have become a lot easier for people to open up about their sexuality. At least for the famous ones. Your […]