As you’ve probably read, I have a GIGANTIC crush on Nick Sterling. Dewitt regularly rolls his eyes at my WWNSD bracelet (“What Would Nick Sterling Do?” Answer: Look hot, fuck, suck, rim, etc.) and my Nick Sterling shrine of worship (i.e. my cubicle). When I […]
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Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: The Best Dicks of 2011
He’s got a huge rod, and he knows how to use it! Watch him in action, and you’ll see that he has all the right tools to satisfy a hungry hole! We were practically finger-banging ourselves watching him pound that bottom! You’ll wish he were […]
Caption This: Jesse Jackman & Brent Corrigan
In his photo recap of Manhunt‘s tenth anniversary tour, J. Harvey forgot to include my favorite pic from Boston’s party. Yup, it’s Jesse Jackman and Brent Corrigan flexing next to one another, and the expressions on their faces are fucking priceless. I saw this and […]
Unlockables: Guys Who Wear Sunglasses In Face Pics
I will not hook up with someone if their faces are concealed by sunglasses in their only face pic. While there are certainly exceptions to this rule, I’m a stickler about seeing someone’s eyes before they shove their dick in me (or vice versa). I’m […]
Everything Butt: Jessie Balboa
Merry Christmas Eve! If you’ve ever doubted the concept of a husky man who shoves himself down thin chimneys, might I direct you to another phenomenon where things fit in places they shouldn’t necessarily fit? It’s called fisting. Perhaps you’ve heard of it! While this […]
Top or Bottom: Santa Claus
We apologize that we’ve been on Christmas overload. It’s so easy to be a Grinch around this time of year, so we’re just trying to get into the spirit of the season! We figure if we can’t get onto the nice list, we might as […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Adam Lambert And His Hair Arrested In Finland
These two must go through SO much pancake makeup and self tanner. God, the clogged pores. American Idol runner-up and glam diva Adam Lambert was pinched in Finland after allegedly getting physical with his boyfriend at a nightclub. I would comment that it’s not nice […]
Coming Out At Christmas
Coming Out On Christmas – watch more funny videos Check out this Funny or Die vid about one lesbian couple’s experience coming out about their relationship to one of their families during Christmas dinner. It turns out the entire family has something to reveal to […]
Flashback Friday: Al Parker in “Nick’s Nymphs”
Everyone’s favorite ol’ school porn star, Al Parker, stars in this 1985 Torso magazine spread entitled “Nick’s Nymphs”. In case it wasn’t obvious, the “Nick” they’re referring to is none other than jolly old Saint Nick. Yup, it’s Al Parker as Santa Claus! Let it […]
The Cock Buffet: A Santa Claus Porn Extravaganza
‘Tis the season to throw Santa hats on porn stars! I’ve been saving up videos for weeks for this ultra-special holiday edition of The Cock Buffet. Funny enough, I wound up dismissing two of them in favor of Butch Dixon and UK Naked Men‘s three-part […]

