Someone has left my cake out in the rain, because Donna Summer is no longer with us. She worked hard for that money! So hard for it, honey. Sorry – I’m typing these as fast as I can before everyone else gets as cheesy. Donna […]
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We’ll Stop Writing About “Magic Mike” When The Cast Stops Being Hot
Blah blah blah Channing Tatum, Joe Mangianello, Matt Bomer, and Matthew McConaughey in a movie about male strippers blah blah blah. You whores know the drill. Magic Mike is on the way, and EW just dropped two covers and a slew of pics from their […]
The Eversons: “Could It Ever Get Better?”
Okay. What’s the best way to describe Wellington-based band The Eversons? I suppose you could call them a “more fun version of Pavement“, but that’s assuming the people you’re talking to are familiar with Pavement. I make no assumptions of that sort, considering I didn’t […]
The Ten: We Are Biased About Who Should Win This.
It should come as no surprise that we’re rooting for Seth Fornea in this round of The Ten. With Quinn Christopher Jaxon nearing the end of his run as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, it’s time for a new contestant to take the top […]
It Happened On Manhunt: The Online Adventures of Gay Porn Couple Morgan Black & Dominic Sol
Go buy the new issue of Das Einhorn! We’re not just saying that because we’re sponsors, and they did a great interview about Morgan Black and Dominic Sol‘s joint profile on Manhunt. We’re saying that because it’s only six dollars, and you horned-up bastards NEED […]
Cute Guy On “Days Of Our Lives” Comes Out To Parents
Sami, you’re such a cunt! All the shit you pulled over the years and you’re having a problem with your son liking dick. And look at Lucas actually sounding like a level-headed cool guy. Usually he’s a giant dildo! Ok, you’re all reading this and […]
Charlie Stone: A Gay Porn Newcomer With A Pretty Face, A Colorful Chest Tattoo & A Whole Lot of Bicuriosity
Meet Charlie Stone! He identifies as straight, but he’s beyond “not narrow”. He’s taken part in orgies, been finger-fucked, experimented with “objects” and sucked off a guy in a threeway with his girlfriend. Now, he’s getting a facial from the producer of a major, amateur […]
Three More Pictures of Seth Fornea That MUST Be Seen
We’re so, so sorry! This is the last time we’ll mention ginger sex god Seth Fornea before tonight’s edition of The Ten. After the sixteen additional must-see pics we posts last night, you’d think we got our fix! What else is there to see, right? […]
Azealia Banks: “Jumanji”
This week, I’m making a sincere effort to only write about music I’d listen to on my own time. That’s why, instead of hearing a Cheyenne Jackson song that bores me to tears, you’re getting another dose of up-and-coming female rapper Azealia Banks! (But you […]
Twink Tank: The Peters Twins
Whether you’ve dreamt of fucking twins or getting fucked by twins, you’ll be able to live out your fantasy vicariously through Dario Dolce. In his latest scene with Milo and Elijah Peters, the identical twin brothers engage in a (groan) bareback flip fuck with the […]