Please pause for a moment and envision a fictional world where Toby Hart, Matt Bomer and hairy lad Josh Long take turns plowing the man we’ve affectionately nicknamed “Mystery Bottom“. Yeah, you’re welcome for that visual! It sucks that the cubbish, dick-hungry amateur took a plunge […]
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Hottest Horror Heroes: The Guys I Most Want To Do From Horror Flicks
Happy Halloween, homos! Since seeing Halloween II (the one where Jamie Lee Curtis actually WAITS for an elevator while the killer is slowly advancing on her. Is bitch for serious? TAKE THE STAIRS, HO!) when I was but a wee lad, I have been HOOKED […]
Hot or Not: SPUNK Lube
I absolutely adore SPUNK Lube. Now, I realize a lube that looks exactly like jizz might not be for everyone, but I enjoy the added dimension of kinkiness. It’s a risk-free way to explore the visual fantasy of a “cummy hole”… Hell, you could even […]
Drawn To You: A Poltergasm
Here’s a quick laugh for your Halloween morning! Drawn To You alum Bob Kusiak made a comic strip about hitting a ghost with his semen. This doesn’t require much explanation, but I think Kusiak’s description is worth reading: “I think a new idea is that […]
Papa: “Put Me To Work”
My first impression of Papa‘s “Put Me To Work”? That sounds like a very sexy song title. Before I even hit the play button, I immediately started fantasizing about a hot DILF urging me to put him to work. This hot DILF may or may […]
Bottoms We Love: Jason Michaels
Bottoms don’t ever get enough love! Even if your hole’s had plenty of practice, getting fucked up the ass isn’t always easy. We need to recognize the accomplishments of every man who’s willing to bend over and take it like a man. Every single one […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cubs, A-Z
I was disappointed by the lack of actual cubs in the promotional video for Drasko Bogdanovic‘s “Cub Camp 2013” calendar. Sure, these overly-specific gay categories can occasionally get complicated—especially when we’re all referring to ourselves as woodland creatures—but you can’t just throw a beard on a […]
Would You Hit That (Post-Hurricane Sandy Edition)?: The “Hurricane Horse”
There’s always some wackjob who takes advantage of weather insanity to act the fool. We love those people! (Especially when they show almost EVERYTHING.) The “Hurricane Horse” made his auspicious debut during NBC Washington’s Hurricane Sandy coverage yesterday. “Hurricane Horse” (government name –Â Jimmy Kruyne) […]
Hurricane Sandy Knocked Us Out (But We’re Back)
Some of you may have noticed that Manhunt went down last night (and not in a fun sort of way). Turns out, Hurricane Sandy is a slut-shaming homophobe, because she hate-crimed our servers with her powerful gusts of judgment… Okay, only part of that last sentence […]
This Rape Porn Isn’t Legitimate Rape Porn, You Guys!
What’s the difference between rape porn, legitimate rape porn and “gift from God” rape porn? We’re not one-hundred percent sure, but we can tell you that the synopsis for Men At Play‘s new scene “The Cube” has caused a handful of complaints due to the studio’s […]