Many loads were blown to our “Cute Cub Camming” installment of The Amateur Hour. You might think I’m saying that without any substantial evidence whatsoever, but I’d like to direct the jury’s attention to exhibit C—a waste bin full of jizz-encrusted paper towels, discovered next […]
Just like romantic comedies ruin love for all of us, gay porn can put unrealistic expectations into our brains about real-life sexual fantasies. The classic, somewhat cliché pizza guy schtick is the type of thing we all wish could happen to us—“I didn’t order extra […]
Hooker, just come out already! There’s a new interview with James Franco in Details about his upcoming flick Spring Breakers. In the movie, the actor has a scene where he gobbles a pistol the long way. By the way, this isn’t Jimmy Franks first time […]
Dear Andrew Christian models Colby Melvin and Brandon Brown, I love you both with all my heart (and my penis), but you have gone too far with your new video “Special Delivery“. Here is a list of things you do together in the clip, which […]
There appears to be some promising new talent on Boy Feast. As we all know, today’s twinks are tomorrow’s Tommy Defendis, Pierre Fitches, Jesse Santanas and Adam Wirthmores, so it’s important to spot the good ones early, encourage them to suck more cock on camera […]
Stop being a pussy, grow some balls and start listening to HAIM already. Seriously, what the fuck are you waiting for? A handwritten invitation from the Queen Elizabeth II, specifically telling you to jump on the bandwagon? You might as well just give up and […]
Surely we must have made a mistake! There is no possible way that Jessy Ares should have only placed eighth on our 2012 “Flip-Fucker of The Year” countdown. The man is frickin’ sex on legs, and when he’s not slamming his dick up starving fuck-chutes, […]
Here’s Adam Levine on the cover of something called 7 Hollywood. The mouth slightly opened combined with him ocularly fucking me in the ass is sending me places. Those places being the men’s room so I can jerk off thinking of all the things I […]
I want Colby Jansen inside of me. No amount of bottom shaming could prevent me from admitting this. I want him to devour me, getting me nice and wet with his tongue. I want to feel his mushroom head rubbing against me, teasing me open […]
As you might have heard, Pope Benedict XVI has tendered his resignation. He’s the first Vatican City stunt queen in a big, fabulous hat to quit in 600 years! Reportedly, the 85-year-0ld is frail and his doctors have recommended that he cash in his chips […]
