Career strategists might advise that the “do what you love” philosophy is one of the worst ways to navigate your professional future. However, I followed my deepest passion to blog about Mark Ruffalo naked and thereby share his penis with the whole world, and months later, […]
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The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Double Penetration (Again)
This is the second time The Cock Buffet is brought to you by double penetration, mostly because we’ll never cease being amazed that anyone’s butt can stretch wide enough to accommodate two rock hard dicks. Maybe we need to get out more? I mean, are […]
Caption This: Shoot!
You’d think that the extraordinary amount of gun violence in the news today would prevent Men of Montreal from ever releasing this photo set where Kenzo Masi holds a (fake) pistol to his penis, but I guess you could say the same for us using […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Colby Jansen
You can’t even blame us (or my butthole) for writing about Colby Jansen so often! Nearly every scene that MEN.com‘s released in the past few weeks has had him or Rocco Reed in it (sometimes both), so it’s practically impossible to enter certain boner-friendly zones […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Hot South African Athlete Oscar Pistorius Accused Of Killing His Girlfriend
ITEM – Don’t hate us cuz’ we have a one track mind. Or I have a one track mind. Dewitt has dignity and class and wouldn’t write about a dude pinched for murder just because he’s sexy. Oscar Pistorius is the double amputee track star […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: David Fucks Goliath
Are you a man of smaller stature who gets off on fucking men who are twice your size? If so, you’re going to love this clip of (seemingly) pint-sized porn star Marko Lebeau playing the dominant role with gigantic bodybuilder Christian Power! At six feet tall […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Harlem Shake
Virality is scary. It’s a big house afire! Everywhere I turn online this week, I am assaulted with bitches doing “The Harlem Shake”. Here’s a link to explain the phenomenon. Per usual, the best part of this bullshit is the amount of dudes getting homoerotic with […]
Manhunt Party Pics: Australia
They really kick ass at partying Down Under. Here’s pics from our pool party at Wet on Wellington earlier this month in Melbourne, and from the Gay Pride March! One of my colleagues just got back from Australia and noted how hot the guys are […]
5 Reasons You Should Drop Everything & Listen to DeShawn Timothy’s “Merge” EP
DeShawn Timothy of Philly duo Sgt. Sass released a brand new solo EP, and I refuse to understand why, right at this exact moment, you’re doing anything that doesn’t involve listening to it… So stop sipping coffee, jerking off, breathing, eating a banana or whatever the fuck you’re […]
Hot Or Not: Panties
It could happen! Do you find dudes in lingerie sexy? I’ll admit it – I think fishnets on a guy are hot. Some of your advanced go-go boys work that look and I can get into it. Do I think a marginally attractive dude with scary knees […]











