ITEM – Don’t hate us cuz’ we have a one track mind. Or I have a one track mind. Dewitt has dignity and class and wouldn’t write about a dude pinched for murder just because he’s sexy. Oscar Pistorius is the double amputee track star from South Africa who gained worldwide fame for being the first disabled athlete to compete in the regular ole’ Summer Olympics. Unfortunately, he’s now going to be equally famous as the “double amputee Olympian who is accused of murdering his girlfriend. A pall was cast on Valentine’s Day when police in Pretoria discovered Oscar cradling the body of his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp whom he had shot four times through a bathroom door. Pistorius (unfortunate name for someone accused of shooting someone) says that he thought she was an intruder. The law says that it was premeditated, and that Pistorius and Steenkamp had been involved in domestic disputes in the past. Only time will tell what the fuck happened, but I do have a question. Does he get to keep the fake legs? Are those considered weapons or implements of escape when he’s in jail? I’m not being a dick, I really want to know!
ITEM – Max George is in boy band The Wanted, and his claim to fame is that Lindsay Lohan stalks him. That’s not something I would want getting out. I’d rather have death stalk me. But fame is a helluva drug and if you want to keep getting featured on E!’s website, you talk about the human vodka buttchug known as Lindsay Lohan and how far you’ve gone physically with her. Someone hold my hair back while I vomit.
I asked him earlier today—while the band was at E! promoting their upcoming series premiering in June for the network, The Wanted Life (working title)—if he and Lohan did actually “snog.”
“Yes, we did—a little one,” George said.
But it sounds like things didn’t go far. “She’s a friend of all of ours and she is a lovely girl,” he said, adding, “We wish her all the best wherever she is.”
So they obviously fucked. I can’t get on her about it, he’s way tappable. But what’s his problem? Gross. Plus, she’ll probably lift your wallet while you’re in the shower.
ITEM – This bitch. Super conservative New York Jets QB and marketing tool (note the use of “tool”) Tim Tebow will be speaking at an anti-gay Dallas megachurch in late April. First Baptist Church is run by pastor Robert Jeffress. An evangelical Christian, Jeffress has stated in the past that that gays should not be allowed in the millitary because “70 percent of the gay population” has AIDS and claimed that gay activists are trying to hide “the link between homosexuality and pedophilia.” Nice friends you have there, Timmy. Please stop having that body so I can hate you fully without wanting to shoot on your face.
Tebow can suck t. And not a metaphorical dick. He can suck a cactus. Once a guy shows bigotry of any sort, I see nothing but ugly. I don’t care how his body is, how cute he is, one that shows, I look at him with nothing but revultion and wouldn’t even jerk off to him.
Tebow’s views may not be the same views as the church he is visiting. Until he opens his mouth and confirms he shares the same views, there is no reason to jeer him. Damn he’s hot.
There is TOO reason to jeer him. He is speaking at a church gathering (on what topic, it doesn’t matter) which means he is either looking for their support, or he is offering his support to them. They are a homophobic, bigoted and money-centric organisation who enjoys tax-free status while at the same time they discriminate, actively marginalise, and oppress gay people through their actions and their words. This sports-douche either shares their views, or through his actions supports them in some way… by definition. This is the reason to ‘jeer’ him.
And even if by some stretch of the imagination he was supportive or neutral on the issue of homosexuality and unaware of the church’s views, that would simply mean that he is dangerously uninformed in his speaking engagement choices and probably too dumb to know what big words like ‘homosexuality’ or ‘speaking’ mean… which means ‘jeering’ him is appropriate in this case, as well. Plus: anyone that dumb wouldn’t be asked to do a ‘speaking engagement,’ I wouldn’t think. So this is an unlikely scenario… but still jeer-worthy.
Wonderful to hear about Tebow. This is sure to stir up some controversy about his closeted life and maybe flush him out of the closet. I very much look forward to seeing how this unfolds. Be sure to keep us posted on the fallout.
Well said, Navarchus, well said.
I sincerely hope Pistorius really did think it was an intruder he was shooting, and would love seeing some more (revealing) pix of Max George, who I have thought for a while is totally hot (even tho’ there’s a resemblance to Joran Ven Der Sloot). Oscar Pistorius is also a very sexy guy, so I do hope he’s not a murderer.
Tebow will someday regret what he has been preaching, especially when he comes out or maybe he is setting the stage for his coming out and profiting on the speaker circuit with his new found enlightenment ? ( do you think he and Beiber would make a cute couple, they could come out together )
Good show, old man! Better than what I wrote.
I don’t think he’s gay… some people can simply think we’re icky without having self hatred. I do however think he’s just a small mind douchenozzle and most people with so-called celebrity status ought to keep their yaps shut about other peoples rights.
There hasn t been such a hot killer since Scott Peterson. But of course a man that rips the fetus out of his wifes womb and leaves them for dead always gets my nads goin. I m sorry, I just remember the days when I would be at a gay bar and all the mo s were drolling over Scott Peterson. I just hate to see a repeat of that with this guy.
And as for Tebo, if he s a virgin then I m Prince Harrys royal bitch who has tea every Sunday with the queen. I wanna see Tebo get exposed like Ted haggart. So, if there s a male ho out there who can expose him as the bottom that he is, you need to get on it.
Precisely! Add to that the fact that he is a hypocrite. He routinely violates the Ten Commandments by playing football on Sunday. Typical evangelical — not practicing what they preach.
As for Tebow, I’m pretty sure he hadn’t heard much about the crazy coming out of Robert Jeffress’s mouth, because he has since backed out, and is now getting slammed by the usual bigoted Christians we have to contend with (Bryan FIscher and Peter LaBarbera for instance). His tweets about backing out read:
“While I was looking forward to sharing a message of hope and Christ’s unconditional love with the faithful members of the historic First Baptist Church of Dallas in April, due to new information that has been brought to my attention, I have decided to cancel my upcoming appearance.”