Here’s a list of things I would do with gay porn star Doug Acre, if he weren’t too busy fucking people on camera to ever bother getting fucked by me off camera: • Pull him close to me and plant a deep, wet kiss on […]
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Thank Cock It’s Friday: The Big Justin Cruise Problem
Earlier this week, I received a frantic (yet somewhat mysterious message) on Tumblr from an individual claiming to be gay porn star, gorgeous human being and Lucas Entertainment exclusive Justin Cruise. Here is the unedited text: “Hey buddy, my name is Justin Cruise and I’m […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Move Over (For A Week), J. Harvey! Charley Flynn’s Taking Over.
Booker Award winning author Hilary Mantel risked her own beheading (probably) when she publicly tore The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton apart in print. “Kate Middleton,” Ms. Mantel wrote, “appeared to have been designed by committee and built by craftsmen, with a perfect plastic smile […]
Close Your Eyes And Think Of England
If you’re looking to fuck a number of hot guys—and of course that’s what you want to do—you might want to consider booking the next flight to Heathrow. Earlier this month, Time Out London released its study of the city’s sex habits, and there were […]
Who Would You Rather?: Oscar Edition
The Oscars are coming up on Sunday, which is the kind of thing that I normally get at least a little bit excited about. This year it’s proving kind of difficult, though! Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, is for some reason hosting, and most […]
Flipping Out: Connor Patricks & Duncan Black
Is it too late to nominate Connor Patricks and Duncan Black for every single Academy Award ever, based on their expert acting performances in My Husband Is Gay‘s soon-to-be classic film “BUDDY BONERS NEED SOME ATTENTION!”? Sure, the Oscars are this weekend, but Hugh Jackman, Bradley […]
Flashback Friday: Steve Kelso (II)
There isn’t much I can say about hirsute COLT pin-up model Steve Kelso that wasn’t already covered right here in his first Flashback Friday entry. Blah, blah, blah! There was this one time that I saw him at a bar in New Jersey, and I was […]
Brendan Maclean: “Stupid”
Now that we’re a healthy week’s distance from Valentine’s Day, it seems like the perfect time to put down the cans of frosting at 2AM and attempt to transfer focus to a less physically detrimental form of therapy. Namely, musical. Remember last year, when Australian […]
Quickie: Sebastian Lysén
Lest you think that I am only capable of writing about beefy beardos and dom daddy types, I present to you one of the hottest faces I have seen so far in my three hours of staring at men on the internet this morning. His […]
Meet The Male Models of ANTM: Cycle 20
You might have heard that, this cycle on America’s Next Top Model, the insane egomaniac known as Tyra Banks will be allowing men to enter the competition. A few simple polaroids were just uploaded to the show’s Facebook page, and the selected contestants (with the […]