Steve Grand looks like this. One could argue that this has nothing to do with the semi-viral success of his “All American Boy” music video—which I somehow avoided watching until today due to laziness and a series of disparaging tweets from The Sword‘s Zachary Sire—but […]
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If I Had $100 For Every “Straight” Guy I Fucked…
If I had $100 for every self-proclaimed “straight” man who ever fucked my throat, sucked my cock, gave up his ass or pounded my hole… Well, I’m honestly not sure how much money I’d have! My assumption is that it’d be somewhere around $12,000, but […]
The Locker Room: Rejoice, It’s ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” 2013!
ESPN Magazine’s annual “Body Issue” is the gay community’s version of Sports Illustrated’s “Swimsuit Issue”. Once a year we get to see RIPPED athletes almost buck naked. Pro athletes don’t normally walk around bareass, so this is a nice treat for fans of the male […]
Everything Butt: Spencer’s Fuzzy Muscle Cheeks
“I’m half Puerto Rican, half Irish, hence the thunder thighs and the big ass,” Spencer explains in the trailer for his Sean Cody debut. With this in mind, I found myself wishing I could write a letter to his parents to thank them for his […]
True Blood: Jason Stackhouse And The New Guy Shave Together And It’s Very Homoerotic
“Just relax. Do it like you do it to yourself.” That line definitely registered in my nutsack. I haven’t watched Sunday’s True Blood yet so this scene was new to me (and no one spoil it!). Jason Stackhouse (the exquisite-in-every-way Ryan Kwanten) and new fairy […]
Royal Winnipeg Ballet Won’t Let Jett Black Be Great
Twinkie god Cocky Boys performer Jett Black was asked to pack up his dance belt by the Royal Winnipeg Ballet Academy after they found out about his porn career. That’s dumb. Who goes to the ballet anymore? That could have sold tickets. Some people just don’t know […]
“Twelve Fucks And A Funeral” Continues, Remains Absolutely Ridiculous
Well, we already spoiled the ending for you, but here’s the continuation of UK Naked Men‘s utterly bonkers gay porn series 12 Fucks And A Funeral. The first episode kicked things off with Riley Tess and Matt Brookes mourning their dear friend JP Dubois by […]
Joe Gage’s “Dad Gets Into Trouble” Tackles More Taboos, Solidifies Allen Silver’s Status As Gay Porn’s Ultimate Silver Daddy.
How do you get more taboo than a father fucking his own son? The power team of Joe Gage and Allen Silver do their best in Dad Gets Into Trouble, the third installment of the extremely popular series that began with Dad Takes A Fishing […]
Mike De Marko Was Last Week’s Hottest Cock Slut.
Despite my enthusiasm back in November, it would be a stretch for Mike De Marko to dethrone Johnny Rapid and become 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut. He would have to do triple penetration, quadruple penetration or something insane to accomplish that… Maybe he’d have to take […]
Quickie: Robert Walter
Model Robert Walter looks like a combination of the last two guys who played Superman. At least that’s the first thing that came to mind to write about him. To be honest, it’s getting more difficult to come up with synonyms for “hot” again. “Papaballs” […]











