Another Circuit Festival has come and gone! All we’re left with are some shredded-in-the-heat-of-horny Manhunt speedos, some sexy pics, and the subtle fragrance of flavored lube. Here’s some more pics from Circuit Festival 2013!Barcelona was JUMPING. And during most of that jumping, we were focused […]
You might have fond memories of jerking off to Billy Herrington in the ’90s and early aughts. Perhaps you also have fond memories of laughing your ass off (or scratching your head in complete and utter bewilderment) at this strange Japanese trend that picked up […]
Some folks consider Labor Day the unofficial end of the summer season, so with that in mind, is there a more appropriate time than now to buck down and decide, once and for all, which song defined the past few months for you? Popular opinion […]
It’s a shame Jesse Jackman, salt and pepper chest hair and all, can’t be cast in an intergenerational fuck scene for this contest you should be entering right now. We would have loved to see him play “daddy” with a younger porn star, as he […]
It’s a good week for any new contestants on The Ten! Previous champions Kayne Lawton and Serge Henir are being retired from the countdown, making extra room for two additions to the top five. This development also bodes well for Chris Salvatore and Sean Cody model Randy, […]
When I see blond hair and a twinky build, my immediate instinct is to scream “BOTTOM”. This is awfully hypocritical coming from someone who’s blond, used to be twinky and didn’t get in touch with his versatility until he was 21 years-old, but the fact […]
It’s for a good cause! At least that’s what you’re probably saying to yourself in a hesitant fashion while watching the video below. This is an ad for Benefits Cosmetics mascara, featuring Vinny from Jersey Shore and former jerkoff porn star Simon Rex. It’s all […]
Damian Boss has a great cock. Period. It’s the appropriate length and girth for you to look at it and go, “Oh, I would very much like that inside of me”, without being concerned that it’ll destroy your ass with its monstrous presence. While it […]
For those of you who missed the sarcasm in my “David Beckham is a bog beast” post from earlier this week, THAT HEADLINE IS SARCASM. Or snark. I always get them confused. It’s fiction! I made it up! The 700 Club’s homophobic hobbit-in-residence Pat Robertson […]
Because we can’t get through one day in America without saying the word “twerk”, let’s all take a medicinal swig of Tanqueray and talk about a song called, fascinatingly enough, “Twerk”. Featuring everyone’s favorite little twerking pariah, Ms. Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and a Bieber […]
