That’s a real lazy title, Helix. I’ve spent the last ten minutes or so trying to come up with some kind of metaphor about a high-flavor, low-nutrition food that I could compare Helix releases to. And I came up with candy and fast food […]
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Falcon Studios’ Open Letter: We Are Orlando
I don’t have a snarky sub headline for this one. I said in this post that I didn’t think it was important or appropriate for a gay porn blog to comment on the remarkable tragedy of June 12, 2016. But after reading Falcon‘s open […]
Drew Brody’s Monster Cock Solo: Is This Anything?
It’s someeethiiiiiing. I think. You guys were so enthusiastic the last time we did this, deciding by a wide damn margin – 63% of you thought this was definitely something – that the Hard Brit Lads solo I was tossing up was more of […]
This A+ Penis Bottoms, TOO!
It made my whole day! Bless Titan for bringing Eric Nero to my attention. I know he was around and doing other stuff before Titan, but they really gave me a nice introduction to just one of the best penises working in the business […]
Captain America XXX Previews + Gallery
A resounding “ehhhhhhh,” erupts from the blogger. So let’s start this right: XXX-Men was amazing (and I think I still have another part to tell you about) and they put all this thought and effort into casting and costuming and editing this movie and […]
Just for Fun: 5 Reasons To Go To the Gym Today
Reasons that aren’t “fitness” or “working out.” Gentlemens. Summer is HERE! You’re in for three long months of situations where you’re gonna have to take your shirt off and be out in the sun. And what better way to forget about that, than spending […]
Bromo Promo + Dirty Rider Pt. 4
Aaron Bruiser is just the ultimate. I honestly thought I had posted parts 2 & 3 of Bromo‘s Dirty Rider, but I guess I just remembered watching them and jacking off and assuming that you guys knew about that. Whoops. You definitely don’t wanna miss […]
Old Gold: Even More Pool Stuff
Today’s subconscious theme must be ‘pool envy.’ And actually, as a New Yorker, just basic real estate envy. The first time Trenton Ducati pulls off his swimsuit here, my instant, panicked thought was “what about the neighbors!” And then I realized that they were on the […]
Dato Foland Has Sex With a Ghost!
I think! It’s actually pretty confusing, if I’m being honest. And Men At Play spends so much time getting the hottest guys and shooting these completely beautiful scenes (seriously, watch the lighting in this one and then think about all the shit ass scenes […]
Old Gold: Pool Intruder
“What the FUCK are you doin’ in my pool!” It’s a beautiful, pre-summer day in New York today, and with the feels like temperature pushing up on 92°, the pool in this Men.com scene from 2012 looks ridiculously refreshing. TBH? I’d hop Danny Palick’s […]











