Whenever I’m looking for eye candy and someone goes “they’re some serious pieces of ass on Instagram,” I’m always like “yeah, but where?” You see, whenever I try to find anything on Instagram, I always end up with nothing close to what I want. I’ll […]
Dick slips are like netting a blue lobster! They’re so rare but so exquisite. A fisherman in Cape Cod has caught two in his 35-year career! So keep hope alive for multiple dick slip sightings in your lifetime. Have you ever been out and about […]
This is one hot Air BnB listing. It’s Jesse Jackman and Bruce Beckham’s 10th anniversary (just go with me on this one). David Benjamin is buying FAR too many shoes and he and his lover Dallas Steele can barely afford the rent on their palatial […]
There’s a reason why it’s called a “crevasse.” Anal sex should always top off a day of climbing around rock formations. If that 127 Hours dude had gone from climbing around to buttfucking as opposed to exploring the next crevasse, he wouldn’t have gotten his […]
Aw, puppy! The dog’s cute, too. I’ve been side-eyeing the rest of the gay blogs since last week. Everyone and their gay uncle have posted about the Olympics, mainly featuring the unholy amount of incredibly attractive men competing. That’s fantastic. However, something has been missing […]
French kissing! (Sorry, I had to.) Vive la France! It’s always nice to see some cute guys swapping spit like it’s nobody’s business. If you’ve noticed, the barriers between labels (gay, straight, bi, pan, omni, try) are slowly but surely melting like snowbanks in the […]
That’s one of my favorite post titles so far. Seriously, for the brief moment that Active Duty’s Ryan’s nutsack is visibly bouncing off Jacob’s sweaty, shiny ass, I found myself transfixed. Hypnotic, isn’t it? I found out the coolest fact last week. A very porn-learned […]
The answer: very little. My only issue (and it’s tiny) with Sean Cody’s stunning new find Vincent is that he claims he’s into hairy chests and that he’s so hairy himself that he’s a “mini-bear.” Nice. I’m on board, and ready to feel my dick […]
I’m not talking about your Olympic wrestler-types like stocky mat god Ben Provisor (Ben Provisor, ssswwwoooonnnn). I’m talking beefy dudes in gaudy spandex, acting out scripts on a stage they like to call the “squared circle!” The guys who wrestle for the WWE! I bring […]
Did I mention “MMMOOOAAAANNNNNN?” Morning wood is no joke. After verifying it has nothing to do with piss, you need to stick it in something before work. Your cock thumping the underside of your desk all day will disturb the rest of the wage slaves […]
