Is there any possible way to make Mateus Verdelho look unattractive? He somehow manages to pull off man bangs and a revolver hip tattoo, while simultaneously enduring such attempts to challenge his beauty as leopard-print underwear, fast food, neck bandanas and funny bear hats. For lack of […]
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Tighty Whities: Hot or Not?
I never thought about what underwear I was wearing until the first time I changed for gym class. Suddenly it became apparent that my skimpy yet reliable Hanes could potentially lead to other people laughing. I made the switch to boxers, thereby ensuring that embarrassment […]
Top Ten: Random Images On My Desktop
What the hell is Tyra Banks so excited about? She just got a glimpse of the other images on my desktop, and she couldn't handle some of the stuff she saw. Chances are that she won't be smiling with her eyes when she finds out […]
Surprise! Therapy Won’t Make You Straight
Yesterday, the American Psychological Association declared that mental health professionals shouldn't advise gay patients that they can become straight through therapy. ::sigh:: I guess that means all you wannabe heterosexuals will need to settle for exorcising your
Brad Pitt Talks Gay Marriage And Prop 8
Could we love Brad Pitt anymore than we already do? Apparently we can! In the latest issue of PARADE magazine, the sexy actor discussed how he won't marry Angelina Jolie until everyone has the same rights and touched upon his feelings on Proposition 8. Also, he likes […]
Who Would You Rather?: Special Log-in Model Edition
For this week’s battle of hotness, we decided to choose two of our log-in models completely at random. It just so happened that the two we selected were coincidentally smooth young men named Daniel. So who would you rather–Daniel 1 (left) or Daniel 2 (right)? […]
Melrose Place Goes Gay
Are you guys excited for the new "Melrose Place"? Me neither, but after hearing that hottie Victor Webster will be playing a gay character on the show, I think I might give it a shot. I mean, have you seen the guy? He's freakin' gorgeous […]
Doctor Queerlove: Too Much Gas in the Ass
Dear Dr. Queerlove, I have this embarrassing problem. With certain guys, for reasons unknown to me, when they put their dick in and start going at it, I get an air pocket in my ass. Now the best way to describe this would simply […]
Gossip Girl Producers Force Hilary Duff To Lose Weight With Bad Outfits
When I heard rumors that the Gossip Girl producers told Hilary Duff that she needed to lose some weight, I was simultaneously outraged and in a state of disbelief. Would they really go there? Well, from the looks of this photo of Duff and hottie Penn Badgley on […]
2009 MTV VMA Nominees Announced
Even if the network rarely plays music videos and these awards mean pretty much nothing… the nominees for the MTV Video Music Awards have been announced! Britney Spears, Beyonce and Lady Gaga are leading the pack, leading us to wonder if the same guys who vote […]