Is anyone else terrified by those Gap commercials with the six little girls dancing around? Their excitement over a pair of boots never fails to amaze me, and even though I know it's coming… I flip out every time they scream. It's like they're having a […]
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Caption This: Santa’s Delivery
In today's caption-worthy image, a cute college boy sits by a Christmas tree with a freshly unwrapped present. The weather outside may be frightful, but he doesn't seem to mind. He's happy with his brand new dildo, showing off his tanned and toned body. Something […]
Everything Butt: The Modern Art
The world needs more heterosexual men who are willing to bend over naked, pop their booty and spread their cheeks for the camera. Thankfully, straight porn star TJ Cummings is more than willing to do all of the above (and then some). His tanned muscle […]
Girth Brooks Plows CJ Madison
And so the obsession continues. New-cummer Girth Brooks may still have one of the worst names in adult film, but he also happens to have one of the most gorgeous cocks in the business. If you haven't heard by now (from five more
Rishi Idnani For Bello Mag
It's amazing that somebody had the audacity to call Rishi Idnani "plastic" when we featured him as the
Rishi Idnani For Bello Mag
It's amazing that somebody had the audacity to call Rishi Idnani "plastic" when we featured him as the
Popular Demand: Blowjobs & Holiday Cheer
After weeks of gay porn twins Miloh and Elijah Peters dominating our Popular Demand entries, I was preparing to break the news that this week's edition contains absolutely no identical brothers. Except that's totally a lie. They may not be at the top of the […]
iPhone Wars: Fourway Battle of The Hairy Chests
It's time for another iPhone War! Last week, three anonymous asses competed for your admiration, but this time you actually get to see the contestants' faces. As thrilling as this news is, we'd prefer that you hold your excitement for the comments section. Or at […]
Drawn To You: Ricardo Fumanal
Normally I'd wait until the end of an entry to mention this, but I feel a need to blow my wad right away. Ricardo Fumanal has done a ridiculously hot drawing of a cowboy throwing his boots in the air. From the moment I saw […]
Aural Only: Chromeo
Two weeks ago, we Weekly Top Ten. Well, I finally got a chance to check out the song, and it'll definitely be making it onto the Christmas weekend countdown. Sure, it may sound like every other song that Chromeo's ever put out, but that's not […]

