In today's caption-worthy image, a cute college boy sits by a Christmas tree with a freshly unwrapped present. The weather outside may be frightful, but he doesn't seem to mind. He's happy with his brand new dildo, showing off his tanned and toned body. Something tells me he may be showing off a little bit more in a few minutes…
I have more than enough dildos, but I could use a good caption for Christmas. Tis the season for giving, not receiving… so why don't you give me what I need? I promise I can take it, and I can take it all. That's true on several levels, actually.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: College Dudes 247
To check out last week's winning captions, follow the JUMP:
Runner-up: "Wow, it really does taste like chicken!"
Runner-up: "Is this all you can eat? I brought friends."
“COOL! The Gift that keeps on giving!”
Look mum i cut it off again
See…when you sit on Santa’s lap THIS is what you really get!
“You’ll shoot your eye out.”
Look what Santa left under the tree for me.
But wait there’s more… fun times with no baggage
“heh heh heh, youre kidding right? i cant fuck myself with this! if i take it out of the original packaging it loses all its value! god mom, you never get what i ask for.”
When I said I wanted 10″ for Christmas, I meant SNOW!
Ben (formerly Beverly)finally gets the last item on his Wish list.
“Sweet, no batteries needed. But can I exchange it for a larger size?”
Ho Ho Ho! 🙂
Pinocchio’s wish to become a real boy was finally granted.
“Mom! I said a battery-powered CLOCK!”
it’s a “Dick in a Box”
lol… Adam Samberg’s and Justin Timberlake’s skit on SNL
The damned instruction booklet is in French!
Do you think I can return it for one in my size, XXL?
(wish I had a good comment, but too busy just LMAO at Atlas…perfect gay nerd references, well done)
Mom? How did you know the right size to get me?
Wow Grandma… Thanks but I already have one.
Why does everyone keep giving me dildos?
Now you can stop using mine! You’re welcome!
At Least this one is new!! last year Grandma gave me hers…..
Santa’s finally losing it — Chastity Bono lives NEXT door!
OMG!!! Mom, What the hell is this? I’m serious….. is it a water pistol?
“I told you father not to get you that!?”
..or..
“How’d you know I wanted one ?!”
“Now that’s what I call a stocking stuffer!”
nothing to contribute this week, but glad that my caption was chosen for last weeks! Woo!