Duncan Mais could be the sweetest person on the planet, but I like to pretend that he's a huge bad-ass who smokes cigars and punches people in the face. I also enjoy imagining myself wrapped in his muscular arms, as he whispers sweet nothings into […]
Search Results for: Hot House
ANTM: America’s Next Top Vampire
Move your sparkly ass over, Robert Pattinson! There are some new bloodsucking bitches in this house, and they're taking the form of the contestants of America's Next Top Model. In this episode, the remaining ten girls posed for an "edgy" vampire-themed shoot. The photographer and Jay Manuel […]
Have You Ever: Had Sex In The Shower?
Months ago, we asked you to share your thoughts on
ANTM: Let’s Dance!
Before we begin this week's recap of America's Next Top Model, can we talk about Tyra Banks' outfit towards the end of the episode? I'm not hatin' or anything, but she looked like she was guest-starring as an alien on V. Was she planning on […]
Want To Wrestle With Some Frat Boys?
Ah, fraternity houses! What could possibly be better than the intense bonds and brotherhood of Greek life? It's not just about funneling beers, sharing a house and throwing really awesome keggers. Apparently, it's also about fucking new pledges in your basement. Because everyone knows it's […]
Random Question: How ‘Bout That Health Care?
No matter where I went this weekend, the discussion eventually led to health care reform. Even if I had gone to the sleaziest sex party, I'm convinced that the two guys next to me would have been discussing the bill between moans, as some hungry […]
Just The Tips: Neck Biters
Vampires may be trendy thanks to Twilight and True Blood, but that doesn't mean you should act like one in the bedroom. Though we have nothing against a good ol' hickey swap, it's not exactly advisable to start biting on a random hook-up's neck. Some […]
Ke$ha Headlines the White Party in Palm Springs
Last year at the White Party, Lady Gaga rocked the stage at the Convection Center and now it's Ke$ha's turn to bring down the house. Ke$ha will be performing her #1 hit "Tik Tok" in addition to other songs from her debut album, Animal, at […]
Everyone’s A Stereotype (And A Bottom)
Are you a bear or a twink? Show queen or jock? We love those snarky bitches at Gawker, but we still can't get over how Brian Moylan's "Handy Guide To All Gay Men" divides us up like the lunch tables in a tween movie. Sure, […]
Secret Sex: Aaron Carter
Once upon a time, Aaron Carter was merely known as the younger brother of Backstreet Boys member Nick Carter. He tried to have his own thing by singing songs about playing basketball with Shaquille O’Neal and raucous house parties, but he wound up becoming more notable […]