Matthew Mitcham is cute, has an intense swimmer’s bod, and he’s openly gay. You could totally get with him! You could be the one he gives the soaking wet hug to when he gets perfect scores for his diving! Actually, back the fuck up! It’s […]
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Let’s Get Kinky: Apologies In Advance – Gay Clown Porn
I made an off-handed remark about clown sex in last week’s “Let’s Get Kinky.” I honestly thought it was something I made up to be cheeky. And then the sick, evil part of me that resides within asked “could clown porn be an actual thing? […]
Hot or Not: Going Gray
Confession! I’m looking forward to looking and growing older. That might sound like an insane thing to say in this obsessively youth-driven gay culture, but I’ve felt this way ever since I was a teenager. For me, being young has always been overrated. I’m done […]
Underwear Drawer: Burly Daddy Bear Sportin’ Kyle Sky Jock
It sounds like something that should be hanging in the Louvre, doesn’t it? Here’s a woofy daddy (and his more streamlined and smooth friend) serving us BULGE in Kyle’s new Sky Jock aka “The Religion Indicator”. Being a bear fan myself, nothing looks more flattering […]
11 Reasons To Vote For Colby Melvin On “The Ten”
We’re starting a very biased campaign to get Colby Melvin into first place on The Ten. This doesn’t stem from any disrespect for our current champion Julian Gabriel Hernandez! He’s pretty much the definition of “papaballs”… But, uh, we need a change of scenery! It […]
“CinderFella”: Disney Done Right (Right = Gay)
Cute. I was sold the minute Janice Dickinson, Willam Belli, and Shangela showed up as the wicked stepmother and the step-sisters. Todrick Hall’s newest video “CinderFella” ups the gay on the old classic (and several other Disney flicks) with classic animated film ditties mashed with […]
Let’s Watch Stany Falcone Get Fucked, Okay?
Hi Stany Falcone! Where have you been all of my life? In the immortal words of modern poet Ke$ha, “I like your beard”. I also happen to like your hairy chest and the way you look with Tristan Jaxx‘s gigantic cock up your ass. You […]
Wynter Gordon: “Stimela”
If you’re familiar with Wynter Gordon, you’re probably familiar with her work as a dance artist. She’s collaborated with everyone from Freemasons to Mary J. Blige to David Guetta, topped the US dance and Australian charts with her 2010 single “Dirty Talk”, had a top […]
The Ten: Allen Silver Makes A Strong Debut, The Gronk and Markus Penetrate The Top Five & J.G.H. Reigns
Allen Silver, Rob Gronkowski and Sean Cody‘s Markus are the latest survivors of The Ten, as the three men join Ben Cohen and current champion Julian Gabriel Hernandez in the hopes of becoming the “Papaballsiest Man of The Moment”. This is Julian’s fourth consecutive round on […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
Abdominals just ETCHED. That’s solomusc80. Those abs are available to meet on Manhunt! Along with the rest of these guys we’ve snatched from our weekly Manhunt Now newsletter. It’s the most PAPABALLS (sorry, I can’t stop) assortment of guys from the US, Spain, Brazil, the […]

