My favorite show on TV since The Americans wrapped up their first season is Hannibal. It’s a familiar tale re-told with style and elegance and somehow makes the work of violent psychopaths look…pretty? And the prettiest component to Hannibal is Hugh Dancy. He’s the British […]
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Dolan Wolf Takes It Deep.
Dolan Wolf seems like the kind of guy who’d never turn down a sexual challenge. The world’s biggest schlong could be swinging right before his eyes, and we imagine that he’d just shrug, take a deep breath and swallow it down to the base like […]
Jane Lynch and Jordan Peele Separate As “Church & State”
And they really needed to break up. It was just time. Here’s Glee star and wonder-lesbian Jane Lynch and comedian Jordan Peele dueting on a break-up anthem for “Church & State”. It’s for an organization called Americans for Separation of Church and State. While it’s […]
The Amateur Hour: Scottish Jerkoff Enthusiast Graham
So, it’s like four hundred degrees out right now and here I am, sitting in my office trying to unstick my balls from the side of my leg without drawing too much attention. I would so much rather be naked on a beach somewhere. Like […]
Oh, You Better GET That Good Dick, Brody Wilder!
Ooh, honey, don’t even get me STARTED on Brody Wilder! That boy could get it in the worst way, the best way and some other way between both those other ways. Lucky for us horny motherfuckers, he’s getting it HARD in the new Falcon Studios […]
Bright Light Bright Light: “Moves”
Rod Thomas of Bright Light Bright Light is quite the looker! There are hot shirtless dudes in his new music video! He is friends (and collaborators) with Del Marquis from Scissor Sisters! I felt it was important to get these mundane facts out of the […]
Three’s Company: Christian Wilde, Connor Maguire & Ashton Webber
This is, like, the 43rd time we’ve mentioned Connor Maguire this week, but can you really blame us for being a little obsessed? That sexy ginger beast is on a roll! Tonight, he joins up with this past weekend’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me subject Christian Wilde […]
Woof Alert: Ginger Cub Thor Johnson & His 8×6-Inch Uncut Cock
We interrupt your regularly-scheduled blog posts to bring you this emergency edition of Woof Alert, starring 25 year-old ginger cub Thor Johnson. We spotted his thoroughly mouthwatering 8×6 inch cock on The Guy Site this afternoon, and upon doing so, we pushed aside all of […]
The Ten: You Can’t Get Enough of Hudson’s Fat, Beer Can Thick Cock (And We Don’t Blame You)
Perfect Sean Cody model Hudson, London beauty Will and fuzzy gay porn star Shawn Wolfe continue to hold the top three spots on The Ten, our weekly countdown of the “Sexiest Men of The Moment“. The remaining two spots in the top five were snagged by Angel […]
Hot Or Not: Mummification
A LOT goes down in this clip from Gangster Fuck. The sub guy gets all wrapped and bound up in plastic and tape. He is force-fed yogurt? That’s not a euphemism, it looks like the dude in charge is making him eat yogurt. Am I […]











