I'm glad I'm not the only one who watched Lindsay Lohan in ABC Family's Labor Pains. In an attempt to show that a large portion of the movie's lines were directly related to the life of the fallen young actress, Rich Juzwiak of fourfour compiled this […]
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When Fandom Goes Wrong
Oh, hell to the no! Here's a bit of advice. If you're planning on getting a tattoo, you better be prepared to stick with it for a long-ass time. In other words, you probably shouldn't print the lyrics of Britney Spears' "Circus" on your back […]
Drinking Sprite In Germany Is Clearly More Fun
A couple of banned German Sprite commercials have been making the rounds, and I can't figure out why they'd ever be banned. I mean, what's so wrong with implied facials? Aside from the fact that their carbonated cumshots are ridiculously huge, absolutely nothing. I'd complain that […]
Should Sexuality Be Considered When Placing College Roommates?
Parents of incoming college students are absolutely insane. I spent a summer working in residential life, and you wouldn't believe some of the stuff they came up with. If someone called to complain that their son needed a single because of his tendency to sing […]
Drawn To You: Brian Kenny
We kind of have a crush on New York-based artist Brian Kenny. We're not trying to imply anything, but you may be seeing a lot more of him in the near future. Right now, you'll just be seeing a bit of his art. Oh, jeez! […]
Random Question: Does A Straight Man’s Desire To Have a MMF Threesome Make Him Gay?
If a supposedly straight man wants to have a threesome with his female partner and another man, does that mean he's actually gay? I raise this question after watching Margaret Cho's Beautiful. The self-proclaimed queer comedian makes a joke about "dick training wheels" and guys […]
Aural Only: Passion Pit
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Just The Tips: Practice Makes Perfect
My philosophy? Any guy who claims to be a total top is probably just close-minded. In the past, I would have been put off by such a statement, but I've learned over time that even the toppiest tops can become versatile with a little effort. […]
Must Watch: This Gay Loves His Bacon
What's funnier than a gay who loves his bacon telling Bette Midler jokes?
Cock-a-Doodle Do Me: Jimmy
Gather around, my dear size queens, as I tell you the tale of a boy named Jimmy. His haters would throw insults such as "fugly unibrow dude" and "butterface" in his direction, but he got the last laugh when he whipped out his gargantuan 11-inch […]