MTV is seriously punking us with this promo for Jersey Shore, right? The show will allegedly take us into New Jersey shore-houses full of the "hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos". When I first saw the ad, I assumed that it was a spoof of MTV's similarly […]
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Gerard Butler Is Now Forty
So I think it's now official–I'm totally a porn talk way much, will be celebrating his fortieth birthday today. And if he happens to be reading this post, I have an excellent birthday gift that he can pick up at my house tonight. He just […]
How Did Cheyenne Do On 30 Rock?
Let's be real. This post is mostly an excuse to link to that alleged joining the cast, I got extremely excited in my pants (and my heart). With his debut behind us, I'm feeling a little underwhelmed. Cheyenne's great on stage, but I'm having doubts […]
Fivesomes Are The New Threesomes
Ménage à trois? Now that Britney Spears is singing about them, that idea is so passé. You could try bringing it to the next level with a foursome, but why not take it up a notch with a ménage à cinq? If you're as sexy […]
Say Hello To Taylor
Have you met my new friend Taylor? He doesn't have any relation to that girl who won a Country Music Award. And unlike a certain difference between being a "top" and topping someone. Have you ever heard of this concept called versatility? – Dewitt Photo […]
Teamm8 Models Show Their Undies
There are a lot of crappy men's underwear lines out there. You know the ones I'm talking about. They consistently use smokin' hot models to lure you (quite literally) into their mediocre products. Though I've yet to acquire my own pair of briefs from them, […]
Ear Play: Hot or Not?
You just brought a guy home, and you're making out in your bedroom. He starts kissing your neck, and gradually makes his way up to your ear. He begins by with some light nibbling, blowing on it and then proceeds to flick his tongue around […]
Kyle And Fish Are Totally Going To Do It
Remember Chris Evans' sexy-ass brother, who plays a gay cop on One Life to Live? We posted a video of him (Scott Evans) sharing shirtless pics of him. As if those moments weren't enough, the show's producers have promised that their characters Kyle and Fish […]
Kyle And Fish Are Totally Going To Do It
Remember Chris Evans' sexy-ass brother, who plays a gay cop on One Life to Live? We posted a video of him (Scott Evans) sharing shirtless pics of him. As if those moments weren't enough, the show's producers have promised that their characters Kyle and Fish […]
ANTM’s Story Is About Awkwardness & Determination
In last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, the girls partook in a hip-hop hula contest. With her cheerleading past, Erin assumed she'd dominate, but Laura's booty drop had her beat. Nicole was awkward beyond belief, and Miss J. Alexander had a field day making […]