Back in the day, I used to have one of those pro-wrestling video games where you could assemble your own customized player. My general tendency was to create this strapping muscle bear with a thick beard, hairy chest and shaved head. Then I’d create a […]
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Woof Alert: Alexander Morales
How do you even begin to describe Alexander Morales? Is he an otter? A cub in training? We’re just going to go out on a limb and call him “perfection”. That’s the first word that came to mind when we laid our eyes on the […]
Woof Alert: Brian Comer
For all intents and purposes, most folks would consider Brian Comer to be an “average guy”. That doesn’t explain why he’s getting an above-average response from the inside of our pants. Seriously, there’s something about this guy that drives us absolutely wild, and we can’t […]
Woof Alert: Alexander Block
Here are some fun facts about Alexander Block! He thinks group sex is crap. His ultimate fantasy is to be completely dominated, though he’s yet to meet anyone who’s up to the task. Playing with his nipples drives him wild. Oh yeah, and he really […]
Woof Alert: Drew Sebastian
We sincerely hope that photographer Jim Wilkinson doesn’t develop a complex, now that we’ve featured two of his models in our Woof Alert series. Neither of these guys technically fits into the “bear” or “cub” label, but there’s still something inherently “woofy” about Drew Sebastian […]
Woof Alert: Dave
When you’re drawing a blank, sometimes it’s best to go back to what you already know. It’s simple advice, but it’s stuck with me over the years. Therefore, when I couldn’t think of a guy for today’s Woof Alert, my mind immediately zoomed to Dave […]
Woof Alert: Arpad Miklos Pounds Jake Austin
The name Arpad Miklos is practically synonymous with “muscle daddy”. I mean, does he really need an introduction? This Hungarian hottie has been fucking on camera since 1995, and he was prominently featured on BUTT magazine’s American Apparel beach towels. Also, let’s not forget about […]
Woof Alert: John Connery
Before we go any further, you should know one thing about John Connery! No, it has nothing to do with his porn pseudonym being a rip-off of fellow Scotsman Sean Connery‘s name. But it does have something to do with his ability to fuck himself […]
Woof Alert: Kendall & Steve King
After posting Kendall‘s music video for “There’s A Skip On The Record”, it was brought to our attention that he’s a bit of a “bearlebrity”. Pause for a moment. Perhaps we should translate for all you clueless queens at home? Basically, a “bearlebrity” is a […]
Woof Alert: Logan Scott
Once you see Logan Scott‘s ass, you’ll understand why he’s today’s Woof Alert! He’s got a great pair of massive, fuzzy cheeks. I mean, it’s almost as if his butt was handcrafted by the Gods of Fur, solely for the purpose of groping, licking and […]