Doesn’t it feel like a billion years since we’ve done a round of iPhone Wars? Today, I’ve decided to put my laziness aside for a few moments, pull together twenty-six random contestants and deliver you a competition with something for everyone. It doesn’t matter if […]
When I looked at the pics of yesterday’s “Quickie”, my jaw dropped. There was also some stiffening of my penis. Ruben Baars is like BLAM! So I thought I’d provide you with even more pics of him. UNDERWEAR pics. You could probably drive a car […]
Really? Is gay THAT BAD to these yokel motherfuckers? The lovely animal below was abandoned by his Jackson, TN owner for being “gay.” Queerty: “This guy was signed over to RC, not bc he’s mean or bc he tears things up, but because… His owner […]
Well, this is awkward! I’m pretty sure I just half-jizzed my pants watching this one-sided video of a horny, hairy cub chatting up his cam buddy. Honestly, it’s almost better that we can only hear one half of the conversation, because it allows you to […]
Bel Ami‘s Mick Lovell was right on the brink of making our 2012 Flip-Fucker of The Year countdown. In retrospect, we’re not actually sure how he didn’t make the top ten, but let’s not dwell on those entirely unimportant details! All you need to know […]
Combine the haircut of Robyn with the sound of Katy B, and you’ve (almost) got the perfect equation for up-and-coming London singer Syron. Her new single “Here” continues to grow on us with each subsequent listen, to the point that I found myself humming the […]
Not only should you refrain from being a dick about the contestants for tonight’s round of The Ten, but also, we’re not going to show you any of their dicks. People are always complaining that certain guys win just because they’re well-endowed. Well, if that’s […]
RChester lives in Australia. At least until the kidnapping. Kidnapping, you ask? Yeah, I mean when I fly over there and capture him for my own twisted desires. I’m not sure how I’m going to get him back. Don’t they sell really big duffel bags […]
Ruben Baars has those crazy cheekbones that you usually only see on male models. This is no coincidence, because duh, he’s a male model! As you might imagine, he’s been known to dress up in clothing and stand in front of a camera, but the […]
Bam Margera was an early-2000s C-Lister who made his name by, amongst other things, diving into a tank of raw sewage on MTV’s old Jackass show. So he was already a dirtball. Now he’s got a single out called “Bend My Dick To My Ass.” […]
