Random Question: Ranking Sex

Most of you are probably more interested in having sex than ranking each individual sexual activity. With that said, this topic has been on my mind for a while, and I’d love to know if anyone’s rankings are as random as mine. More importantly, I’d like to answer the following question–why do I love eating ass so damn much?

Yes, I would rather chow down on a hot guy’s hole than fuck or be fucked. Preferably, I’d like to do all of the above, but my dick gets hardest when I’m buried between two round cheeks. Is this normal? Probably not. But at least this provides me an opportunity to reach out to other abnormal individuals.

For the purposes of this exercise, I’ve selected twelve different sexual acts. When making your own list, feel free to include additional options (fisting, watersports, etc.) or omit any that don’t apply to you. If you’re not up for making your own rankings, then let’s keep things simple. What’s your favorite thing to do in the bedroom? How about the least favorite?

– Dewitt

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To check out my personal rankings, follow the JUMP:

1. RIMMING:

2. MAKING OUT:

3. FUCKING:

4. SUCKING COCK:

5. FINGERING:

6. GETTING RIMMED:

7. GIVING A FACIAL:

8. GETTING FUCKED:

9. GETTING SUCKED:

10. GETTING FINGERED:

11. SIXTY-NINING:

12. GETTING A FACIAL:

331 thoughts on “Random Question: Ranking Sex

  1. Never really ranked different activities before but my top pics would be anything that involves my ass being used. It could be getting rimmed, fucked, fingered, fisted or abused with toys. Of course combine any of those activities with some deep kissing and I’m in heaven.

  2. Top 3:

    3. Fucking–I don’t mind being fucked, but I think overall I prefer being on top. But that said, if there’s a connection between me and my partner, it transcends fucking and becomes something much more.
    2. Being edged–I may prefer topping, but a guy who takes command of my cock and brings me close to orgasm, but denies it to me, will have me doing any little thing he wants.
    1. Making out–I love a good kisser. Being close to my partner, holding him and kissing him turns me on so much. Guess I’m a romantic at heart 🙂

  3. I love it all (except getting fucked… total top). I start out with making out, rimming (giving & getting), massage – which I note is NOT on your list! Then I move to fingering, fucking & facials.

  4. 1. making out
    2. getting fucked
    distant third: sucking

    not really into any of the rest things u mentioned

  5. 1. Making out – Love to kiss. And depending on how well that goes

    2. Sucking/rimming/69’ing – for me they go hand in hand.

    3. Fucking – after numbers 1. and 2. if we make it this far, it means we really connected and like each other.

  6. I’m with WestAtlBear. I like fucking because I like feeling that I am all the way inside my partner, deeply connected. Same thing with making out. The best–partner on back, me fucking his ass, him pulling me in deep, bending down and deep kissing him while fucking him hard and very long. Second best–sleeping beside my partner, getting hard and slipping my cock between his butt cheeks, having him push his ass onto my cock, twisting around and deep kissing while I stroke his hard cock and fuck him from the side. Third best–me on my back, partner climbs up and sticks my cock up his ass, leans back while I fuck his ass and stroke his cock until we both cum. From time to time he leans down and deep kisses me. Oooh man.

  7. Hey dewitt,
    I don’t mean to be a girl but you left out cuddling after fucking. I love that when before you rush at the door, you cuddle a few mins and just bask in the after sex glow and come down off the “cum-high”… just a thought not sure if its a “girl-thing” or just me 😉

  8. Well, from your list and the one addition so far:
    2. Making Out
    1. Sixty-Nining
    X. Massage
    8. Getting Fucked
    9. Getting Sucked
    4. Sucking Cock
    6. Getting Rimed
    3. Fucking
    10. Getting Fingered
    12. Getting a Facial
    5. Fingering
    7. Giving a Facial
    1. Rimming
    but the list will shift with different partners and how the inverses of these are perceived by them.

  9. 1. Rimming: I completely agree with you, Dewitt. I could rim all night.
    2. Making Out
    3. Fucking
    4. Getting Fucked
    5. Fingering
    6. Getting a Facial
    7. Getting Sucked
    8. Getting Rimmed
    9. Sixty-Nining
    10. Sucking Cock
    11. Giving a Facial
    12. Getting Fingered

  10. I love all of those and more. Sex should be all out fun and not limited based upon fears of things you “think” you don’t like. Try it a few times and see if you like it. Sometimes it’s the person or the situation and not the activity. That being said, I’m with you Dewitt, rimming is hot (and there is an energetic reason why it gets you so hard but it’s not hot so I’ll skip it).

  11. i agree with joey — cuddling should have been included.

    that’s one of my favourite things to take part in, with the right person.

    no need to feel bad about that, joey — i’d rather be a girl than an emotionless caveman.

    😀

  12. 1. Making Out/Talking Dirty. I love it when a guy is whispering all the things he wants me to do to him/wants to do to me in my ear.
    2. Being sucked. Especially if they suck me for a bit and then jerk me, fast. Feels great.
    3. Fucking/Sucking in equal rank.
    4. Fingering. Especially my current boyfriend. I love the way he moans.

  13. in reverse order, just like letterman, but only 5..

    5) fucking – even for a bottom, it’s still fun
    4) being sucked – who doesn’t enjoy a good BJ?
    3) making out – a close tie with 2…
    2) sucking – see 4 :O) and i like to please, but number one is definitely..

    1) being fucked – because the rest is really just foreplay :O)

    cheers,
    P..

  14. I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate giving or getting head. It is the most tedious and boring waste of my time.

    Although recently this little latin spitfire blew me behind CVS (don’t ask), and that was actually pretty decent head…

  15. 1. I love sucking cock!
    2. Making Out
    3. Getting fucked
    4. Rimming
    5. Being rimmed
    6. Getting sucked
    7. Fucking
    8. Fingering

  16. close to your listing, except:

    1 – long makeout session with lots and lots of deep french kissings and rubbing the bods together

    2 – Rimming/licking/Fingering a sweet ass, and fucking it raw

    3 – sucking cock, jacking off; at same time or taking turns

  17. I love to make out with a guy more than anything. In fact, I once bruised a guy’s lip from the sucking on it I was doing. When we were done, he said that he loved how into it I was and we shared how we both hate how many people are just about fucking, getting off and then leaving. There’s no real fun there.

    Being fucked then fucking are next on my list, followed by sucking and being sucked off.

    Enjoy the feeling of being rimmed, but do not enjoy rimming someone, so that tends to stay out of the repertoire. 🙂

  18. I’d have to say:

    1. making out
    2. getting fucked
    3. watersports
    4. getting a facial
    5. sucking
    6. lots of body contact
    7. getting fingered
    8. getting rimmed
    9. sixty-nining
    10. getting sucked

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