Random Question: Is Porn An Acceptable Gift?

Last year, one of my closest friends gave me a subscription to Bear Films for Christmas. You could call him a bit of a “princess”, as his intentions were to embarrass me with this so-called gag gift. Unfortunately, his plan backfired when I announced to an entire restaurant, “Thanks for the bear porn! Now I can go home and jerk to a bunch of hot chubby dudes fucking.”*

With this story in mind, I couldn’t help asking you all–is it ever acceptable to give porn as a gift? I’m going to vote “yes” on this question, because I’m obviously the most classy and tactful person on the planet. Also, because I doubt any of you would complain if someone gifted you this scene between Cayden Ross and Travis James. Just sayin’.

* UPDATE: It occurred to me that this comment could be misinterpreted. When making this joke, I actually planned to go home and jerk to a bunch of hot chubby dudes fucking. My friend is always making fun of me for my “chaser” tendencies, and that’s why he gave me the subscription.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Randy Blue

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585 thoughts on “Random Question: Is Porn An Acceptable Gift?”

  1. giving a 6 – 12 month subscription to a quality porn site (to a known masturbator) can be fine, as long as you know this person’s “tastes.”

    giving just one or two porn flicks is not okay — i imagine that most people would get tired of playing the same thing over, within at least 2 – 5 weeks.

  2. I am not really into the whole “gift giving” thing at a specified holiday, such as Christmas…I would like to think that I think of people throughout the year and pick up gifts when I feel like it…after a certain age, people really don’t NEED whole lot of gifts, unless someone asks for something very specific…that being said, gifts should reflect the person’s tastes/needs based upon the relationship shared…if I had a friend who was totally into a certina type of porn, I think a gift of a subscription to something similar would be much appreciated…any gift well intended is a blessing, right?

  5. Nothing the posts isn’t about bears, those are just part of the story, the post is about porn (and, as you can see with all the fucking and all, makes the pictures quite apropos) so going back to the question I think porn can be a pretty good gift as long a it suits the taste of the person and comes from someone you’re comfortable remembering every time you use the gift. Porn from granma would be inappropriate, not to mention emotionally scarring, but it would be a pretty fucking awesome thing to recieve from a friend

  8. any gift that is given in good faith. If given to embarass a friend, no. If to stimulate that friend, yes. Probably not a good idea to give it to your priest, or to your mother :O)

  9. I wouldn’t like a gift of porn. I’ll get it for myself but I’d rather get something of much greater meaning. Maybe from a fuck buddy, but I don’t have one, so i don’t expect to receive any.

  11. Cayden Ross…Not just for Christmas…I’d take that one any time of year. New Years, Easter, Memorial Day, 4th of July, Monday thru Friday, Sunday morning, etc, etc, etc.

  14. The only gift I like to give to my buddies is my nice long eight and a half inch cock fair up the centre of their bum cheeks.

  17. Well porn is a great gift but a porn star would be the gift that keeps on giving. Could someone please give me Rafael Alencar for Christmas? Pretty, pretty please…with cum on top.

  18. I don’t see an issue with giving porn to people. Then again, my idea of a romantic gift is to tie a bow loosely around your neck and lay on the bed naked to wait for whoever. I’m such a romantic.

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