A few weeks ago, I was sitting at a holiday party minding my own business with some ginger snaps and a beer. All of a sudden, "Dominick the Donkey" started blaring through the host's speakers. I wasn't really paying attention to the music, but some queen next to me started ranting about how it was the worst Christmas song ever. He wouldn't stop blabbering for the entirety of the song.
Now, I'm not very fond of "Dominick the Donkey" myself, but that's because I'm not really a huge fan of Christmas songs in general. It seems like you can't go anywhere this season without hearing them, and I'm starting to get a little tired of Alvin Chipmunk and his fucking hula hoops. There are a few exceptions that I hold close to my heart, but the majority of holiday songs are downright awful. Luckily, I'm pretty good at repressing my inner Grinch. Who wants to kill the mood?
So let's chat about this matter. Are you a fan of all the Christmas music out there? If so, what's your favorite song? Your least favorite? And the most important question of them all–can someone please send this muscle bear Santa down my chimney? I may have been naughty this year, but I could handle getting a little naughtier…
– Dewitt
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