When it comes to my boner, Robert Pattinson is hit or miss. I can't pretend that I don't understand the appeal of him (like some of you), but I also can't comprehend why anyone would go crazy over him. There are times when he looks very much like someone I'd put my penis into. Then there are moments when he looks like a complete hot mess.
For this post, I've decided to include three recent pictures of the Twilight star that caught my attention. The first is from Vanity Fair Italia, in which Robert is lying on his stomach with just a little bit of his back exposed. The shirt he's wearing makes him look like a faux-lumberjack, and I find that hot for some reason. While we're still talking about this one, can you say "bedroom eyes"?
The last two pictures are outtakes from Bruce Weber's shoot for regular ol' Vanity Fair. In the first one, Pattinson throws back a bottle of Rolling Rock and manages to look ruggedly handsome in a totally preppy sweater. It makes me want to drink beers with him and help him experiment with his sexuality.
In the very last picture, it's not the celebrity subject who I find most intriguing. For some reason, they thought it'd be a good idea to surround the vampire heartthrob with six beefy rugby players. I'd rather have sex with all six of them (preferably at the same time), but I'd definitely settle for gang-banging Pattinson in the locker-room.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Stewart Shining/Vanity Fair Italia
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